t65: (im a professional jedi. heres my card.)
luke skywanker. ([personal profile] t65) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-03-01 05:07 pm

0.2 | video.

Who: Luke Skywalker
Broadcast: Fleetwide (+ additional Blameless-only announcement.)
Action: on the Blameless.
When: 3/1

[Luke is sitting on the bridge of the Blameless, eyes bright.] Hello! I'm Luke Skywalker. [He waves.]

I was trying to think of a better way to ask this, but I realized it doesn't matter, does it? If the Atroma really watch our every move... [He cocks his head to the side, a tiny shrug.] Well, you know.

Anyway, I've heard of people disappearing from the fleet. Have you ever noticed anyone disappearing after doing something that might have made the Atroma angry? [Someone's feeling ballsy today. The defiant smirk on his face kind of backs up that interpretation.]

[He almost shuts the feed off before remembering-]
Oh! One more thing... I've been talking people here, and most of the ones I've met are from systems-- planets-- without spaceflight technology. Some even without flight technology. I was wondering... well, I was going to ask if there was anything I should know about that, but I don't even know where to begin asking! I can't even imagine it.

PRIVATE TO SS BLAMELESS CREW:

Hello, this is Luke. [He'd like to think he's on a first name basis with his crew, right?] I just wanted to thank everyone who voted this week. The results were in my favor, but... Azula, you definitely gave me a run for it!

[Such cheerful wow.]

And I wanted to welcome our new crewmates! Sara Lance is our newest security officer, and- [He pulls up the roster again-] Oh, good; we finally have a pilot. Carswell Thorne is their name? It's nice to have you aboard!

ACTION:

[After these announcements are broadcast, you can easily find Luke on the Blameless' bridge, sitting in the captain's chair, staring out the window, levitating what looks like a ballpoint pen over his open palm, and generally looking extremely bored.]

[Meditating is hard, okay; he'll try again in a minute.]
throwsdown: <user name=bushyeyebrows> (Your farts aren't manly.)

[personal profile] throwsdown 2016-03-03 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
They must be weird. Really weird bad people care about dumb stuff.

[He considers their options, and then considers his old experiences.]

Maybe we should tell them there's a scary bomb on the big ship. Maybe then they'll come here to see it, and then we can jump 'em and hold 'em down 'til they tell us what's going on...!
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[personal profile] throwsdown 2016-03-04 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
They're never, ever, never interested in listening...

[HUFF]

Maybe... Um... I don't know. We gotta break into where they stay, I think!!

I know it's wrong to break into places, but... but I think it's okay this time.

... Right?
throwsdown: (The key to faking out the parents)

[personal profile] throwsdown 2016-03-10 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
....!!

You're right! We're just breaking out! Then we can find their computers and break 'em!

So they can't do anymore stuff to control us.

[HIS DETERMINATION AND FAITH IS REVIVED. Thank you, Luke, you're influencing young children just perfectly.]
throwsdown: <user name=bushyeyebrows> (What did one shepherd say to the other?)

[personal profile] throwsdown 2016-03-13 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I will, sir! But you gotta be careful, too.

You're taller, so stuff'll probably hit you easier. Don't let 'em get tricky!

Bad guys do that sometimes. Tricky stuff! Like locking the doors.