In like a Tourist, out like a lamb

[takingkarabusiness]

Who: Tourists and visitors!
Broadcast: nah
Action: S.S. Tourist
When: March!

[ What are you up to this month, Tourists? Living up to your ship name on the station? Well, share your spoils with the rest of the crew! Or maybe you've been engaging in ahem illicit pursuits? We promise not to tell! ]

Comments

[takingkarabusiness]

I didn't really think about it, but yeah, you're right.

[winn]

Now that I think about it - the food stuff's familiar too - huh, I wonder if we're all seeing the same thing - or if these things in our necks are making us experience familiar conditions -

[ he's not sure if he's more appreciative or creeped out by that thought. wait, they were making progress, shit, why is he sending them back? ]

...someone really needs to create the space equivalent of cat videos.

[ because now would be a good time to sit and watch them and not allow his imagination to keep running wild and loud. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

What do cat videos have to do with it?

[ she's not on that train of thought with him ]

[winn]

Absolutely nothing.

[ and that is the whole point. well, that and he knows kara likes them, it'd be nice for her to have something familiar and likable from home - in addition to him, that is. ]

I may be rambling.

[takingkarabusiness]

Must be a day that ends in 'y'.

I mean, I assume. Since we don't really know what day is what. Days are kind of planet specific...

I'm not saying I wouldn't mind cat videos, though.

[winn]

-- are days called something else here?

[ it makes sense they would be, it also makes sense they wouldn't be the calendar days they're used to - but seeing how he can't really tell them apart, there's not really a way to notice. ]

We have the video cameras, we have the network - now we just need the cats.

[takingkarabusiness]

No, I don't think so. And we're still on a 24 hour schedule. Maybe they just took a survey of what most people are used to? I don't actually know. We had a pretty similar day cycle on Krypton. Without all that ridiculous Leap Year stuff.

[ earthlings are so WEIRD ]

[winn]

Maybe - that would mean that most people here are from an earth-like environment...maybe they're trying to determine how we cope with prolonged space travel...

[ because all this for ratings seems a little much. there has to be an ultimate goal here, his brain can't really accept all this suffering being completely futile. ]

That's a word that could stand being taken back home. [ he agrees, earthlings can be downright ridiculous. just look at him. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

Well, if it were some kind of study, I could almost understand not letting us in on things, so they get natural reactions. It doesn't seem very ethical though.

[winn]

I don't think 'ethical' even ranks on their list of priorities -

[ no matter what this is, taking them away from their homes without their consent is plain wrong. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

Yeah, I know, but it should.

[winn]

[ so many things that should be aren't. but it's one of the things he loves about kara - she doesn't accept those things. ]

Yeah, it should.

[takingkarabusiness]

We'll have a stern word with them later.

[winn]

[ at this point, he can't really keep from laughing, because it's just so darn endearing, and naive, and kara. ]

Yeah, I'll be - right behind you.

[ hiding, probably. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

[ there is a measure of tongue-in-cheek. she's not totally unrealistic ]

Yeah, hiding, probably!

[ look you thought it but she did too ]

[winn]

[ hey, he's allowed to! ]

I prefer 'covering your exit' - [ if you weren't upset, he'd consider being offended right now. it's a good thing he's self aware. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

That's also good, though I'd probably prefer you were somewhere, I don't know, infecting their mainframe with a virus.

[ there was an attempt at understanding computers there, kind of ]

[winn]

[ and he appreciates it! she should be able to tell by his huge smile. ]

I've got some nasty ideas -

[takingkarabusiness]

I have complete faith that you do, but we probably shouldn't discuss our nefarious plans out loud.

[winn]

What do you mean nefarious, nasty's the new 'off the heezy fo' sheezy' better keep up on your slang, Danvers -

[ he'll take a smile, but the laugh is what he's really going for here. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

Were those words?

[ he'll get feigned unimpressed-ness ]

[winn]

[ oh come on! you don't want to laugh at him even a little bit? ]

For all we know, in some universe they're the Gettysburg Address.

[takingkarabusiness]

[ laughs. okay fine winn ]

Let's just be glad it's not ours.

[winn]

[ yes! he winns! ]

Though it would make people quoting it a lot more entertaining -