Bigby Wolf (
bb_wolf) wrote in
driftfleet2016-03-21 03:19 pm
Entry tags:
Cry Wolf
Who: Big Bad Wolf + Anyone
Broadcast: n/a
Action: Isakaulit
When: Any time from now on.
[Bigby found out about the Iskaulit. Namely, that it is large and has big, open spaces.
Big enough for him. And so his clothes are hidden away safely and there's a giant wolf on the loose, exploring everything.
And not frolicking. He's hundreds upon hundreds of years old. He's definitely not frolicking or anything like it.]
Broadcast: n/a
Action: Isakaulit
When: Any time from now on.
[Bigby found out about the Iskaulit. Namely, that it is large and has big, open spaces.
Big enough for him. And so his clothes are hidden away safely and there's a giant wolf on the loose, exploring everything.
And not frolicking. He's hundreds upon hundreds of years old. He's definitely not frolicking or anything like it.]

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[He'd tasted the blood of every one and could track them across the globe if he had to.]
I have my own bunk room and everything. I even sort of fit in it. This ship is a lot fucking better.
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He won't confess to feeling sympathetic towards the (man? Not really, sounds male but man isn't a guarantee) wolf, though he does. Something like him should be running free, probably eating things like him, not cooped up in a metal ship with stale air.] Your ship has separate bunk rooms? Fancy of you.
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Because I do. Face, name, scent. I know my people.
[His ruff is starting to look thicker. Fluffier. If Darkholme knows anything of animals, it's a sign of annoyance.]
We paid for them. Through the nose. Your ship could do the same.
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Could. That's up to them, I don't really care so long as I have a place to sleep that's not freezing. [Because despite being covered in fur, he's a baby about being cold. Possibly because said fur is about the length of a chihuahua's.] Did your shipmates do that purely for your benefit, or their own?
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[He seats himself down, settles to lie down and then folds his paws one over the other.]
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[There's an implosion of brimstone and sulfur from where he was, and an explosion of same above a near doorway. In the middle of the latter stands his stalker in decent lighting, as though gravity means nothing to him.] You are as massive as you looked from there. Careful that someone doesn't mistake you for a fairy tale monster.
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Because he starts laughing.
Honest laughing. Whole frame shaking, tail perking, ears relaxed laughing.]
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Kurt raises an eyebrow, the spade of his tail twitching in the air.] Care to enlighten me as to what you find so amusing?
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I am the fairytale nightmare.
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[His tone doesn't match the conviction of his words, pieces already starting to fall into place. He'd mentioned fables as though it were a race instead of a genre, and the wolf of the stories was, among other things, supposed to be the quintessential hunter. Something like that could theoretically know and remember the scents of all their people. Most importantly, Kurt's been to worlds where purported gods walked among men.]
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He feels no need to prove himself.
Well, maybe a little. He rests his chin on his paws and takes a breath, then blows.
It's not much, not compared to what he can do. It is enough to blow most humans, trolls and ogres off their feet.]
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Then he just hangs there, unabashedly staring at Bigby with wide, shocked eyes. His expression begins to open up with what looks like the bare beginnings of a brilliant, joyful grin, and then he remembers himself. His heart's still beating double-time in his chest, but Kurt schools his face and offers the closest to an apology that he's giving.] Never thought you'd look so similar to an actual wolf.
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I am a fucking wolf.
[Mostly.
But there's no sign of real annoyance, despite the loud words.]
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[Honestly he'd always pictured something like his mother, a shape-shifter whose natural form was blacker than the sky with teeth and eyes as its only defining features.]
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[A wolf with a potty mouth, apparently.]
I don't need to look any different. Humans have feared wolves since they first encountered them. And I can snack on a human with very little effort...
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[They would never make the cut in any movie rated below R.
He doesn't look very impressed with the implied threat, though Kurt does quiet after, looking down at the floor. His next words are soft, his tail twitching in small, chastised loops. He's being an asshole and he knows it.] When I was a boy, growing up in the Black Forest, they used to say that was where your stories took place. Little Red, Peter, the pigs. Suppose that's one reason I liked the stories so much.
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Maybe they did.
I was very young when I tried to eat the pigs. Not much bigger than a regular wolf. Colin still doesn't let me forget it.
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[He opens his mouth to ask who Colin is, but is distracted by the other part of what Bigby had said.] Tried. You didn't succeed in eating a trio of pigs? [His expression hasn't changed, but he sounds vaguely amused.]
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[It's the nature of Fables, especially one like Bigby. He plays out the same stories sometimes. Over the millenia, it stops mattering.]
Fucking Dun locked me in a cauldron of boiling water. I was young at that stage. Not really as big as any of them at the time.
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I suppose everything was a child once. You're immortal then, or simply very hard to kill?
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Not died yet. Guess we won't know if I'm killable until something manages it. Until then, I'm assuming unkillable.
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You know, in the stories I heard the wolf was only agreeable when he was trying to get someone's guard down. [He lifts his chin, wanting it to be absolutely clear he's staring Bigby right in the eyes.] How hungry are you, wolf?
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Shouldn't that be Mister Wolf?
I don't eat sentient beings anymore. Unless there's exceptional circumstances.
Or they really fuck me off.
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Kurt draws in breath to make some quip about who's stolen Bigby's balls, then pauses. His head tilts again, unabashedly staring at the wolf; comparing his posture now with his actions of earlier, noting the lack of tension in him. Surely if someone was keeping him from being the monster he used to be, surely there'd be resentment bubbling under the surface. Something.] I want to ask what you're getting in return for behaving yourself, but I suspect that might be too personal a question.
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He can still be pushed. And that might've been a step too far.
Instead, his tail flicks slightly with interest.]
Pup, I'm thousands of years old. I have hunted and killed monsters that never made it into your stories because words couldn't describe the horror of them. I have eaten cities worth of people and three armies of soldiers.
I have nothing to prove to anyone. I am the Big Bad Wolf. I am the fear that haunts every heart that something implacable and unstoppable is out there, in the dark, waiting.
[He is calm, confident. Not the young wolf who needs cunning to not die. Not even the older wolf that ate an entire city because they boasted their walls could keep the wild at bay.]
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