Cry Wolf

[bb_wolf]

Who: Big Bad Wolf + Anyone
Broadcast: n/a
Action: Isakaulit
When: Any time from now on.

[Bigby found out about the Iskaulit. Namely, that it is large and has big, open spaces.

Big enough for him. And so his clothes are hidden away safely and there's a giant wolf on the loose, exploring everything.

And not frolicking. He's hundreds upon hundreds of years old. He's definitely not frolicking or anything like it.]

Comments

[bb_wolf]

Human! Not beard mode!

[He will keep telling him that.]

Not really. I'm a shapeshifter. I physically change shape.

A glamour is a magic spell that makes you seem to be someone else, or something else, but only while the magic is active. It fools the senses, rather than actually changing things.

[pneumo]

So...like an illusion? [ Huh. He thought all Fairy Tales were like Bigby with their shape changing, so this is new and interesting information. He files that away to remember, hands pressing onto his ankles as he leans forward a bit. ]

How do you know what you're going to look like when you use it?

[bb_wolf]

Sort of. Close enough. [Discussing the size but not necessarily mass altering properties of magic is going to go over Sascha's head and frankly, Bigby doesn't think he understands it completely himself.]

You've worked it out with the witch who's making it. Usually, these days, it's 'a human version of me'. Though... Crane used it to make a hooker called Lily look like Snow while he fucked her.

[His hackles have gone up and his lip is doing the angry dog twitchng snarl thing.]

[pneumo]

[ He has no idea who Crane, Lily, or Snow are but from the way Bigby's lips curl and his nose wrinkles, he thinks better than to just reply flippantly. ]

...He's not a good guy, huh? That's kinda creepy.

[bb_wolf]

He's a creep and I fucking hate him. I've never liked him. He taught me things about passing as a human. What not to say, how to lie to people successfully, what humans are really like.

[Crane probably did no small amount of damage in how Bigby views male humans. He's also responsible for the school of hard knocks that Bigby is putting Sascha through.]

He was the deputy mayor of Fabletown. And Snow was his assistant.

[pneumo]

I don't know if lying to people is the best way to act human... I think telling the truth is way better. [ Not that he has the capacity to lie himself, but this incarnation of himself very much prefers the truth regardless of how unpleasant it is. He doesn't like trying to lie when it comes to dealing with people. ]

[bb_wolf]

Trust me, kid. Lying is one of the most fundamental human traits. Crane taught me that, back when I first started walking on two legs.

I prefer the truth. But it's not always safe, or better. Sometimes, you should just keep your mouth shut and say nothing.

[pneumo]

Like when...?

[ In his case, telling people what he is is probably the big one. But it's not so much a big deal here in the fleet. No one seems to mind. ]

[bb_wolf]

Don't tell them you're a vampire. Not until you know them a bit. I get that most of the Fleeters are fine to tell, but you could get lynched.

They could hurt you, bad. Or, you might have to hurt them to stop them hurting you and people you're with. Don't tell people outside the Fleet you're a vampire.

[pneumo]

Ah...haha, yeah. People don't like us much...but if someone wanted to eat from me all the time I guess I wouldn't like them much either.

[ Oh who is he kidding, yes he would. He's just that desperate. ]

[bb_wolf]

Yes, you would. You like me, you'd like anyone.

[pneumo]

But you're totally likeable...!

[bb_wolf]

No. I'm not. I'm tolerable. I'm often unfriendly, abrupt and violent.

You have shit standards.

[pneumo]

But...you haven't been violent at all since we met. You let me pet you, and scratch you, and sleep next to you...♥ [ All non-violent things, Mr, Wolf. ]

[bb_wolf]

I slap you upside the head constantly. And shove you around.

[In fairness, which Bigby isn't about himself, he can't help but knock Sascha about in that tiny room. But he doesn't go out of his way to avoid it. Sascha's a Fable, basically. He can take a bit of mistreatment.]

[pneumo]

[ He can take a lot of mistreatment, but he wouldn't call what Bigby's been doing that at all. He's...well, big. And the room is small. And either way, he gets to be near him which is what matters. ]

But you're not mean about it~

[bb_wolf]

[ Bigby isn't aiming to do damage. If he was, he would, and everyone would know it.]

You're still an idiot.

[pneumo]

Your idiot! [ meme callback eyyyyyy ]

[bb_wolf]

[ Sacha gets a tail thwap.

But he doesn't deny it.]

[pneumo]

[ That's because Sascha is right♥ and laughing when the tail whap comes, flopping back onto his back in 'surrender'. ]

[bb_wolf]

[ But it's very much the right body language to use with Bigby, because that's a submissive surrender and so he stops hitting Sascha with his tail and settles himself again.]

[pneumo]

[ Which means Sascha's now free to sidle up against him with a big grin, leaning against one oversized paw with his back. ]

It's okay, I won't tell anyone you're secretly nice.

[bb_wolf]

[ In retaliation, Bigby pushes Sascha over. If he's going to lean on Bigby's paws, Bigby is going to take advantage of that. ]

[pneumo]

[ Bigbyyyyyyyy, that's cute. Sascha rolls, but he also winds up laughing and going onto his back again, hands pushing at the wolf's paw. ]

[bb_wolf]

[ Bigby helps by dropping his paw onto Sascha and pinning him there with absolutely no effort what so ever. ]