first one to make that doctor who joke loses

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Who: Everyone! All of you!
Broadcast: Maybe!
Action: Definitely!
When: Anytime during the toxic moon event!

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[boy oh boy, isn't everyone just so excited to explore this... charming... place...?

this is a game-wide mingle and the timeframe isn't super-important, so throw in with whatever you want! play war games, go shopping for gas masks, get lost in the wilderness, hide up in the Iskaulit and refuse to set foot on the moon, anything goes.

here's the main event info post for reference! have fun!]

Comments

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[pneumo]

Visiting!♥ [ That poor local...and poor Kirito. Now he's all wet and smelling...well, like tea which is better than the smell he carries in general right now after that spill in the lake, yeesh.

Sascha's going to nuzzle into his cheek happily though, before making a face. ]

....You smell like factory.

[huaaaaagh]

[Kirito honestly lacks the energy to even try to shove Sascha off, so he just makes a face and tries to tilt his head out of range, tucking his blanket more tightly around himself now that he's feeling gross and wet.]

Gee, thanks.

[He's not protesting the observation, though. He's pretty sure he knows what he smells like- he could smell it right before he divebombed into the yuck.]

[pneumo]

[ Denied. Sascha's going to follow and lean on him full-tilt, nuzzling away. And not sniffing him now. ]

Did you go outside? Because it's awful, haha! [ Your smell :D ]

[huaaaaagh]

[RUDE

Kirito just lowers his head to bury it in the blanket, trying halfheartedly to escape. Why are you so weeeeeird.]

I didn't think it would be this bad. Aren't the gas masks supposed to stop people from getting sick?

[pneumo]

...Did you wear one outside? [ BECAUSE HE'S YOUR SUPER-DUPER BEST FRIEND KIRITO, goshhhh. You need his love. and totally not the other way around ]

[huaaaaagh]

Of course I did!

[He's offended you even have to ask, gosh. He's not that dumb! just dumb enough to crash land on the worst planet ever for it]

The problem is that the water here is extra toxic, or something. They should put up more warning signs.

[pneumo]

[ Sascha will just not mention he didn't wear one the first time he went out and wound up puking everywhere....... ]

........Why were you in the water??

[huaaaaagh]

[....

....

....

dammit]

I fell in.

[pneumo]

[ Oh....honey............. ]






No wonder you smell terrible!!

[huaaaaagh]

You don't have to keep saying that...!

[HE KNOWS, OKAY, HE DEFINITELY KNOWS]

[pneumo]

You should have a bath then!

[ NO........ ]

--We could have a bath!! [ THIS IS A BRILLIANT PLAN YES GOOD ]

[huaaaaagh]

[that

escalated quickly]

What? Together!?

[pneumo]

Yeah!! I heard people do that in some places of the world!

[huaaaaagh]

[Okay, technically yes, but-]

No thank you.

[pneumo]

I promise I'll behave...~! [ WHATEVER THAT MEANS. He's learning. ]

[huaaaaagh]

Do you even know how?

[Experience tells him otherwise!]

[pneumo]

I haven't bitten anyone here since I arrived! And I knock~ [ Implying he didn't...before... ]

[huaaaaagh]

[wait wait wait what]

Why would you bite anyone!?

[pneumo]

...? Because of what I am~ [ GOSH Kirito pay attention to his vague and uninformative descriptions of himself. ]

[huaaaaagh]

[oh

you can practically see the last puzzle piece sliding into place. mystery solved. the picture is not great.]

...vampire!

[THAT'S THE UNDEAD MONSTER THING HE HADN'T THOUGHT OF YET wow, Sascha was super vague.]

[pneumo]

[ Wow the picture is gorgeous excuse you mister. He has been perfectly behaved, no licking or untowards necking at all! All he did was stalk and sniff a little, totally within normal bounds. ]

Yeah!

[huaaaaagh]

[sascha no

that is not good behaviour at ALL]

Why didn't you just say that in the first place? You definitely made it sound like you were some kind of zombie.

[pneumo]

I only said I was dead for a little while.... [ Rude Kirito!! He's not even rotting!! How could he be a zombie, gosh. ]

[huaaaaagh]

That's how it goes for zombies, too, right? Isn't that why people call them "undead"?

[pneumo]

I thought they just stayed that way and got all gross and slimy... [ And since he is anything but, clearly he is not a zombie!! ]