it's not our fault it's an april mingle

[ladybro]

Who: S.S. Blameless
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Yes, for crew-mates and any visitors!
When: Month of April

[ aww mingle, no. ]

Comments

[beathach]

[so he's technically still thirty-something years older than her, wow]

So - uh, you don't age the same way humans do?

[takingkarabusiness]

Not... exactly.

When my parents sent me to protect my cousin, his capsule stayed on course and landed when it was supposed to. Lucky, for an infant.

I got waylaid by 20 years in a place called the Phantom Zone, which is like... space stasis. I went into it as a 12 year old and I came out of it as a 12 year old. My cousin was 20. So much for looking after him.

[beathach]

Geez . . . [he sounds amazed and sympathetic at the same time. What is space, wow]

So . . . he ended up being the one to look after you?

[takingkarabusiness]

He found me a great family who miraculously was willing to take on the task of raising an alien teenager and popped in from time to time.

He inspired me to become a superhero, Supergirl. He goes by Superman. It's all a little on the nose, but there's only so much control you can have over your image.

[beathach]

Ah - that's good, that he was able to help you.

["superhero". He's grinning before he can stop himself] I would imagine, yeah. But it's not bad?

[takingkarabusiness]

[ she can't help herself from also smiling. imitation reflex! Also he's just really nice ]

I mean, I'm not sure it's what our parents expected, but he was found by an incredible family in Kansas. Somehow they raised him up right.

Bad? It's amazing. I love helping people and being myself. I still have the secret identity thing going on for my day job, and to protect my friends and family, but when I'm Supergirl... it's incredible.

[beathach]

I think parents just really want their children to be happy? At least, uh - that's what mine wanted. So if you're happy, I think they would be?

[he's basing this entirely off his incredibly normal parents]

Wow . . . I understand the - wanting to help people part. That's amazing, though. You're really a superhero. [he says it then laughs a little] Viva would love you.

[takingkarabusiness]

I think our parents mostly wanted us to be alive.

[ said lightly, without any bitterness ]

Who's Viva?

[beathach]

Ah - well, that too.

But Viva's someone I knew in Kyriakos. I met her - like this, actually, [he gestures to himself] and she thought I looked "cool". And after she saw some of my memories, she started saying I was a superhero. [he shakes his head, but he sounds incredibly fond]

[takingkarabusiness]

Well, you have super powers. Do you save people? Do you have a cool outfit?

And anyway, you do look cool.

[beathach]

I've . . . helped save people? And I had an outfit a long time ago. We gave each other code names, too.

[takingkarabusiness]

What was your code name?

[ she's on the ground now, btw, since flying can tire her out at this stage ]

[beathach]

"Beast". It ended up sticking longer than I thought it would.

[Logan had called him that, when they first met]

[takingkarabusiness]

A little on the nose, but as long as you don't mind it?

I didn't choose Supergirl. My dayjob boss did—the media mogul. I think she feels a sense of ownership over the persona, which is hilarious because she doesn't know I'm her.

[beathach]

[he shrugs] It's better than "bozo", which was the first one someone tried to give me. [not seriously, of course]

That's . . . geez. Is it difficult? To - have a secret identity, right near someone who . . . I imagine keeps up on what you're doing?

[takingkarabusiness]

I think I'll stick with Hank, if it's all the same to you.

And it's almost impossible. Thank goodness that my sister's boss is a shapeshifter, or else I would've been definitely fired for not being able to prove I'm not Supergirl.

[beathach]

[he smiles] I'm fine with that.

A . . . you know someone who can change their form?

[takingkarabusiness]

Yeah. And get this: he's a Martian. From Mars.

[beathach]

[what]

No way.

[takingkarabusiness]

It's 100% true. Unfortunately, we have some similar backstories.

[beathach]

Oh. I'm - sorry to hear that.

[takingkarabusiness]

Mars didn't die, but he's the last of his particular race, after genocide.

[ she shakes her head slightly, to shake off that direction of thought ]

Anyway, he really helped me out, and I still get to work for Ms. Grant.

[beathach]

[he winces, but he doesn't say anything else on that, letting the topic slide to something more pleasant]

That's good. It seems like you really have the "secret identity" thing down.

[takingkarabusiness]

Kind of? I'm terrible at lying.

[beathach]

I've found that omission is a little easier than lying. [his lips twist] I'm terrible at it too.