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[tennohno]

Who: SS Windrose crew and visitors
Broadcast: Le nope
Action: SS Windrose
When: April

[For the usage to mingle on the best ship in the fleet. Get your mingle on ladies, gents, and others!]

Comments

[cephalon]

[No. No no no no no no no no.

The screech that comes from the cephalon can be heard throughout the halls of the ship, because no this strange kubrow will not be making messes in his personal space.]

[pain_train]

[Like any animal logically would when confronted by that kind of hideous noise, Officer Snuggles puts his ears back and attempts to escape... by burrowing under the covers of Ordis's bed.

Wrath eventually will be along to check, but she doesn't move that fast right now...]

[cephalon]

[No no no, get this thing off of his personal belongings there is fur everywhere and that's not alright in the slightest. What if it's drooled? He can't even imagine where he should begin with that.

For now he's skirting around the bed, trying to figure how to dislodge all of his bedding and the creature in one fell swoop to try to get them both out the door and away from causing any more harm.]

[pain_train]

[Officer Snuggles is not happy with this situation. In fact, he's yelling almost as loudly as Ordis.

And that gets Wrath an extra burst of speed, though she's not climbing down into Ordis's room. She yells in:]

Ordis, what's wrong? Snuggles, stay!

[The fox, still burrowed into the bedding, goes quiet.]

[cephalon]

[Wrath? Wrath is here? That's not fixing the problem at all, no, he doesn't want the fox to stay there and it's making such a racket now why this.]

No, no it should not stay it needs to be gone it is spreading filth- fur and mess all about in Ordis' cabin-

[pain_train]

Hey! Calm down. [Stern voice, not happy voice.]

One, he's not dirty. He's very clean.

And two, the more upset and loud you are, the more upset and loud he's gonna be so stop.

[cephalon]

[Calming down is certainly Not An Option, not when there's been a biological attack on his personal spaces.]

He is shedding hair and fluids and who knows what else it must be removed immediately!

[pain_train]

Well so do you, and you don't hear any of us complaining.

[cephalon]

Excuse you! Ordis does not go around shedding biological material everywhere like there's nothing wrong with it!

[mistyday]

[Misty gets there before Wrath does, bursting into the room, her eyes wide with alarm and magic all ready tingling at her fingertips, ready to fight if need be.]

What the -

[She raises a hand defensively in Ordis' direction.]

Who the hell are you?

[cephalon]

[Wait, now someone is intruding in his space no that's not what he wants at all. What he wants is for this foul creature to be gone and for his things to be clean and why is this such a hard concept?]

Who are you?!

[mistyday]

I’m Misty. I live here.

[She squints. Something is off about this guy, though she can’t say exactly what. Not human, but not any sort of bad spirit either.]

What’re you doin’ all this screamin’ for?

[cephalon]

[Oh, another one of the ship's crew. His fellow crew, if he stops and thinks about it. Now isn't the time for pleasantries though, now is the time for dealing with the monumental catastrophe at hand.]

This -awful, wretched- thing has invaded! Ordis does not desire small drooling things anywhere near him or his cabins!

[mistyday]

What thing -

[It's then that she sees poor fox buried under the covers, with just his bushy little tail peeking out. She drops her defensive stance and immediately rushes over to the bed, drawing back the covers ever so gently.]

Oh you poor little honey! C'mere!

[Sitting on the edge of the bed, she opens up her arms to Snuggles.]

Did the big mean man scare you?

[cephalon]

[What in the- what is even going on now, why is there someone spending effort to comfort the creature this is the opposite of what should be happening. He sets his mouth in a firm line, then looks pointedly over at the hatch.

It needs to be out.

[mistyday]

[Snuggles slides nervously into Misty's lap, curling up tight and trembling as he eyes Ordis. For her part, Misty is glaring at her new shipmate.]

What the hell crawled up your butt and died? He's just a little ol' fox, he ain't gonna hurt you.

[cephalon]

Excuse you, that is most vulgar terminology! And this creature has-invaded-made its way into Ordis' personal space and is now shedding biological waste everywhere! That is unacceptable!

[tennohno]

[Screaming is usually something he would prefer not to be on a ship such as this. Honestly there should be no screaming for such a thing. Still it was probably best for him to investigate whatever the hell was going on before something worse happened.

He searches through the ship for the source before coming to the scene. A brief once over Ordis's appearance shows there's no harm to him so what exactly had happened?

Oh. That's a tail sticking out from the bedding.]

I thought it'd be something worse. Finally met the morale officer?

[cephalon]

Get it out! Filthy thing slobber everywhere- Operator get it out!

[Officer? No, this is a serious affront to his personal space. He may not be inhabiting the ship, but this is still a mess and it's making a mess and it needs to be gone immediately.]

[tennohno]

Alright. Relax.

[The shouting wasn't helping the situation and the poor fox wasn't exactly looking keen on all of the noise nor Ordis flailing about in the doorway. He sighs softly before heading inside, carefully reaching under the covers to get ahold of the creature before bringing it in close. There. He did his job though more so seemed that it was Officer Snuggles who needed to be rescued rather than the cephalon.

He deposits the fox away from the commotion before approaching the cephalon.]

No need to shout anymore, ok? Probably should close your door next time. Do you need anymore help or anything?

[cephalon]

[Alright, the monstrosity is gone that at least takes care of one problem. It does, however, leave the monumental issue that everything is a mess and he can't possibly stand for something like that. It may be residual from inhabiting the ship, but a disorganized, and filthy, living area was incredibly stressful and he's still not at all happy about the fur and perhaps other things that the fox has left behind.]

Operator, there is -filth disgusting filth- fur everywhere.

[He can't even be bothered to try to deal with the glitching, this is a very serious issue and at the very least his Operator should understand.]

[tennohno]

[And there the cephalon continues to fuss over things that can be easily taken care of. Honestly he should've expected as much after having to deal with Ordis over the acquiring of his kubrow but it wasn't something horrendously awful to deal with.

Still he closes the distance between them to press a reassuring kiss to his forehead, wrapping an arm lightly around his shoulders. Supporting the cephalon was a part of caring for him and nothing he would ever regret. First thing first, get him to calm down enough. Then take care of the rest.]

We can get it cleaned up. I swear. It's ok. It can be fixed.

[cephalon]

Operator there is biological material everywhere-

[But the touches help, as does the kiss, and it does prevent him from going into further hysterics. He may be in a different form now, there may be less chance of damage to his physical self with fluids and hair and Lotus knew what else, but the concern was just as valid as it had been before. He doesn't want anything near him, any sort of dirt or otherwise, it's- it's- it's disgusting.]

[tennohno]

Ordis, stop. It's going to be fine and fussing over it won't do you any good, ok?

[Making sure that the cephalon was at the very least not going to lose his chill any further, the tenno steps away to start stripping the bed. It looks as though that was the only place Officer Snuggles had been anyway. This wasn't a part of his secruity detail but it was for Ordis duty.]

These will get cleaned and then everything will be back to normal.

[cephalon]

Operator it is not fine!

[He does want to believe what the tenno is saying, to trust in his operator, but there's so much that's wrong with this situation that he can't even begin to explain it. This is His Area, and something invading it so brazenly isn't right at all.]