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[not_mafia]

Who: Tourist Crew
Broadcast: If you'd like!
Action: TOURISTA
When: Whenever you want!

((catch-all post for the Tourists! do whatever you want whenever you want! have it your way!!))

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Tsuna

[not_mafia]

[Broadcast to the Entire Fleet]
… we're gonna die, we're all gonna die... [There's some pathetic whimpering over the network. Did he accidentally turn on his phone, or is something else recording him? Either way, it's clear he's unaware he's being recorded. He's curled up in a ball in the pilot's seat with his chin resting on his knees, but then slowly uncoils with a heavy sigh.]

We'll be okay, right? He wouldn't... try to hurt any of us. [pause] … at least not me, since I'm the pilot, but I don't want the others to get hurt either.

[He gives a displeased hum and tosses his head back against the backrest.] Why did this have to happen?

[Around the Ship]
[Tsuna is making his way stealthily along. He's... actually making an effort to hide himself and check around the corners, but only because he's anxious. He'd never be able to pull this sort of thing off if he were sneaking for any other reason.

You could probably spook him if you walk quietly enough, but that would be mean. (do it)]

[wolfuncaged]

[Fenris doesn't wear shoes. It's an elf thing. So his steps are very quiet. He's not out to get Tsuna, of course, but he does need to pass him to get to the kitchen so he can eat.

He doesn't even assume Tsuna's nervousness is about him. He's already decided Tsuna is just odd. He'll just brush past him, silent as a cat.]

1/3

[not_mafia]

-- HIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!

[stumbles backwards, and falls on his butt]

2/3

[not_mafia]

[He scrambles backwards]

Y-Y-Y-Y-You!

3/3

[not_mafia]

[He throws his arms over his head.]

Pl-please don't beat me up!

[... man he is really pathetic without his gloves. well. more pathetic]

[wolfuncaged]

[Maker's balls that was LOUD! Fenris winces, tensing for whatever is attacking them, until he realises...nothing is. He gives Tsuna a disdainful look, cowering pathetically on the floor like a child.]

I have already told Axel, I have no intention on harming anyone upon this ship. Aside from almost bursting my eardrums, none of you have posed a threat to me.

[This is just like Hightown, all over again. You kill a few people, you leave their corpses hanging around the mansion you stole and everyone looks at you funny.]

Believe me, if I wanted to kill you, I would have done so already.

[not_mafia]

[fenris......... he's 16...

also F--- on reassuring]

Ah-h-h... th-th-that's good to know...

[wants to run away... but too scared to move...]

[wolfuncaged]

[That's old enough to swing a sword in Thedas, get it together, Tsuna.]

I am sure. Shall I leave you to your pathetic cowering?

[not_mafia]

[nope]

A-ah...

[Looks like he's... actually not going to kill him?? still apprehensive though, and not sure what to say back...]

[wolfuncaged]

[Ugh. Fenris hates other people. So much.]

I had my reasons for doing it, none of which you are guilty of, I'm sure.

[He's just going to turn into the kitchen, muttering in Tevene to himself.]

video;

[got_it_memorized]

[Private Broadcast to Riku]
Yo. You have a minute? I'm assuming you're aware of current events, I just wanted to compare notes.

[Private Broadcast to Varric]
So I had a little chat with your pal Fenris. He's a real charmer. This is just me hoping you can confirm that he's not the bloodthirsty maniac his recent stunt makes him look like; I'm a bit concerned about safety, you understand.

video;

[limitstorm]

[ ugh, private broadcast... riku already knows he's not liking this. he looks tired, shoulders slumped as he sits in the armory. ]

'Current events'? Be specific.

[got_it_memorized]

Specifically current events involving your captain and my security officer, whose qualifications for the job are seriously in question at the moment.

[limitstorm]

At least you know he's a good assassin.

[got_it_memorized]

One assassin is more than enough for a ship, if you ask me. I don't like people elbowing in on my territory.

How much do you know about what happened? I was watching the network feed and stumbled upon a few clips from what looked like an accidental video stream, but all I really caught were the results, I didn't actually see what happened.

[limitstorm]

Robin told me what happened. He's alive.

[got_it_memorized]

--Wait, he is? [He gives a low whistle.] I'm impressed; it looked pretty messy. Well, I guess that's one thing out of the way. I talked to the nutjob who attacked him. He gives me the heebie jeebies, but he assured me he's not just some bloodthirsty rampaging maniac.

Not sure I believe him.

He said Robin was keeping a slave, though. [He arches one eyebrow.] You know anything about that?

[limitstorm]

[ riku presses the heel of his hand against his eye. ]

I didn't. I didn't until he told me why someone killed him.

But I know this much: I looked in his heart, sensed everything. He's not a bad person--he's not evil. He said he was doing it because the person he was keeping couldn't take care of himself.

I don't think keeping a... [ riku's voice just falters, and his shoulders hunch. god, he hates that word. ] I don't think keeping him was right, but I've met him. I don't know if he could take care of himself with someone around.

video/private;

[merchantprince]

Oh, boy.

[Varric looks like he hasn't slept, but he's still somehow impeccable. He reaches over and pops open a bottle of vodka before even getting through the rest of Axel's message. Instead, he pours himself a glass-- on the rocks-- and adds some soda, takes a drink, and then he responds.]

He's got anger problems and bias issues up the ass, but he's not a loose cannon. He's got good reasons for being the way he is. He's good.

The guy he attacked apparently owns a slave. And that slave is here. I don't exactly condone murdering people in the middle of the station, but, uh. It was personal.

I got his word that he won't be going after any demons unless they attack someone, so there's that.

[got_it_memorized]

I heard about the slave thing--it was news to me, for sure. I'm not convinced it's a good reason to kill somebody, but I appreciate the second opinion. He told me he wouldn't go after anybody who didn't attack first, too, so... at least he's consistent, I guess.

How long have you two known each other?

[merchantprince]

If it's any consolation, I never found a body. Either Atroma has a backup plan or there's something Robin isn't telling us.

Anyway, I've known him about ten years. Hawke helped him out when his former master was running him down. He's free, but I'm not sure he'll ever be free, you know? Shit like that-- it stays with you.

[got_it_memorized]

[He frowns a little.] Ehh, I get the feeling it's a little of both, to be honest. [He's not quite sure what Robin's deal is, but he isn't convinced that there's not more at work here, too.]

I see. Yeah, I would imagine you don't just get over something like that.

Do me a favor, though, would ya? Remind him that there are people in this fleet whose deaths would not be taken lightly. At all. He didn't seem too receptive when I tried to impress that upon him. Maybe he'll listen to you.

[merchantprince]

Maybe. We'll see what he says whenever he pops up again. The elf was sure he would.

[Varric pulls a face.]

I hate to say it, but he doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks. He lived in his master's old mansion in the rich part of town for years. Haunted it. It terrified everyone who got within thirty yards.

I'll talk to him about how killing people is bad, but here's the thing-- he doesn't kill people without a reason.

So don't give him a reason. That's my best advice. If you've got friends who might consider owning a slave or maybe summoning a demon to wreck the ship, smack them hard.

[got_it_memorized]

I try not to make a habit of giving people reasons to kill me. What concerns me is what he considers a good reason.

I don't think the people I'm interested in protecting are the sort to do either of those things, but if it comes up I'll make sure smacking happens. I appreciate the heads up.

[It's surprisingly sincere. He does appreciate it. He doesn't know Varric well, but he knows Fenris even less; second opinions are never a bad thing, and Varric's cooperation definitely earns him some points.]

Around the ship

[wolfuncaged]

[Fenris has been, by and large, avoiding his crewmates. He is fine with this, truly. He is not a sociable creature, and is well used to being a ghost, wherever he sets up residence. Usually, he is in his armory, sitting on the make-shift bed he has made for himself, alone with his thoughts. He wishes he had a book, so he could at least work on his reading a little. But he doesn't, so for now he will content himself with silence.

Of course, he has to eat, so his crew might be fortunate enough to see him head to the kitchens when he's hungry, to try and make a meal of the not-food they have. He eats in silence, making no attempt to start any conversation. He's not winning any camaraderie points right now, and he doesn't much care.]