May Mingle (Caprine)

[moonofmylife]

Who: The crew of the Caprine and visitors
Broadcast: N/a
Action: Yes
When: Throughout the month of May

[Enjoy the snacks! Sadly they are mostly goo.]

Comments

[pneumo]

[ Finn...Finn why, why would you mess with the protein jelly that stuff is so icky. It doesn't even taste like real protein!!

...Not that Sascha would know I mean, since he can't actually eat it without throwing up, but still. It carries an unpleasant, paste-y smell that Sascha isn't very fond of, so when he catches it he's going to follow it to the source and squint, heavily. Right through his ridiculous sunglasses. ]

...Is it you? [ Are you the mad scientist making this unappetizing smell mister ]

[forcesensitive]

[It would probably help if he'd ever had real protein to compare it to.]

Uh, yeah, it's me. [He munches on some meat-texture pumpkin spice gel.] Hi.

...Is what me, by the way?

[pneumo]

[ You have never truly lived, Finn. It's time for the SASCHA EXPERIENCE OF PROTEIN, which in this case has nothing to do with it, or learning anything about it. It's pretty much just the "Sascha experience." "Nightmare" is interchangeable. ]

Hi! [ He can't not reply to that first, he loves hellos. ] You're the one eating the gross-smelling stuff and making the whole place stink.

[forcesensitive]

[Ah, yes. The hatred people have for the food here is legendary. He dips the hunk of pumpkin-spice he has into a gel-dip of chocolate and cinnamon mixed together and grins.]

You probably won't believe this, but the food I always had back home was worse. Always worse.

[pneumo]

Worse?? How can anything be worse than smelly, squishy jelly?? [ How is such a thing possible Finn?? DID YOU LIVE IN SWITZERLAND?

Because Switzerland sounds like blizzard to him and those are unpleasant. ]

[forcesensitive]

[He licks up a bit of vanilla and grins.]

Let me put it this way. At least this stuff has different flavors and textures.

[pneumo]

...You food has no flavour?! But flavour's the best part...!

[forcesensitive]

Fillin' you up is the best part. Anything else is a bonus.

[So having a nice upgraded kitchen with a dozen different flavors? Not bad in his book.]

[pneumo]

[ And Finn goes right for the kill without even realizing it. Sascha can't feel full--he's tried. He's gorged and gorged himself, only to fin his hunger ceaseless. Even now he's hungry, starving really. But he's trying not to show it. ]

No way, flavour for me~

[forcesensitive]

[It's significant for Finn, though in a different way. He usually got enough to eat, but almost never had any time to savor it. Filling up was the best he could hope for.]

Been able to find anything good on the moon? Cause most of what I tried was overpriced. Least this is free.

[pneumo]

No...there's not really any animals there, and the air makes me sick. I've been staying on my ship most of the time. [ This moon is awful and he'd like to go someplace else please :c ]

[forcesensitive]

Any animals they got would probably make you sick, too, if they're adapted to this environment. You know there's masks for the air?

[pneumo]

Yes! I just...forget. Normally I don't need that sorta thing, but I throw up every time here...

[forcesensitive]

[That gets a Look.]

You can't just forget things like that. This atmosphere is only a little toxic, but we could end up in a place that'll do things a lot worse than just make you throw up.

[pneumo]

I know, I know... I missed the warning message the first time... [ He is not a huge reading person. ]

[forcesensitive]

And--you missed 'em giving out masks every time we went down?

[pneumo]

During the day? [ Because he is hella nocturnal and would go down around 2am and such. ]

[forcesensitive]

I only went out during the day, yeah. Huh.

[He shakes his head a little ruefully.]

Well, anyway, I got an extra if you need to borrow it.

[pneumo]

Really?? You don't need it or anything? [ Technically he has two now, one from Kitty and one from Obi-wan, but heck if he has them with him. ]

[forcesensitive]

I do! But I got like three just in case.

[pneumo]

Whoa... Um. Well. If you're sure! But I really don't wanna go back down there anytime soon unless I have to. [ So smelly :c he likes clean air, thank you! ]

[forcesensitive]

Well, if you need it, let me know. Otherwise I do go down there a lot, so I use 'em.

[pneumo]

Okay--be careful! You'll stink even worse than right now if you stay there too long!

[ Worse than protein blocks....yup. ]

[forcesensitive]

I--what? But I just took a shower!

[pneumo]

It's the protein..... [ YOU SMELL LIKE FALSEHOOD. And paste. Pasty falsehood. ]