may mingle (blameless!)

[revivo]

Who: Blameless crew + visitors
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Aboard the Blameless
When: May

[time to get your mingle on, people lacking blame and friends!]

Comments

[pneumo]

....... [ It's the one thing Kitty told him not to say around Kurt, so of course it's all he can think of now. ]

Nope. I just woke up a little while ago, are you Kurt's dad?

[ Even if Kurt looks older than Hank oh my god I'm sorry ]

[beathach]

[he doesn't know what's worse; the question itself, or the fact that he's been asked that already]

Er. No - no, we're not related.

[pneumo]

[ Hank's life, man. Hank's life. ]

But you're blue!

[ ...As if that should explain everything. ]

[beathach]

[Hank's life is one big cosmic joke, it's true.

Patiently:] Kurt inherited it from his family. I'm blue for a different reason.

[pneumo]

.....Is it paint?

[beathach]

[he. Tries very hard not to smile]

Does it look like paint?

[pneumo]

.......No? [ Sascha is trying too okay. Trying not to say smurf. ]

How did you turn blue then??

[beathach]

[be the hero we deserve, Sascha]

I altered my genes. The blue happened because I used someone else's genes, and they were blue.

[a gesture] So now I'm blue.

[pneumo]

.............

You changed your pants and this happened??

[beathach]

[what.

. . .

Oh. Hank makes a noise that sounds suspiciously like a laugh] No, genes as in - genetics, not clothes. Cells. That sort of thing.

[pneumo]

[ genetics hasn't really been a Thing where he comes from, and even less so for Sascha. He's never had a formal education, and prior to arriving he couldn't even read. ]

Selling....???

[beathach]

[hmm. How can he explain this in a way that's - simpler than this. He's at least familiar with that sort of thing not being well-known]

. . . let me - try it again.

I did science to myself.

[nailed it]

[pneumo]

[ oh my god i laughed so hard ]

.....Ohhhhhhh. [ AS IF THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. ]

That's a lot of science.

[beathach]

[IT TOTALLY MAKES PERFECT SENSE. Hank huffs another laugh]

Yes, it's a lot of science.

[pneumo]

That's really neat! [ such science so power many wow ]

Can you turn anyone blue??

[beathach]

Er - no, I can't. That was sort of a one time thing.

[pneumo]

Oh...oh well. [ Seeing more people become blue would have been cool. ]

Did it give you the beard too?

[beathach]

[he automatically reaches up to touch it - oh yes, that. He tends to forget what he looks like past the big and blue]

It's - fur, but yeah, it did. [a little wryly] I can't grow a beard otherwise.

[pneumo]

Fur--! [ OH MAN. Colour him excited (get it), Sascha's going to perk up right away and...sniff. Because that's normal, yup. ]

What kind?? You don't smell like any animal I know!

[beathach]

[p l e a s e. For something he normally has issues with, though, he's . . . tickled by Sascha's innocent questions. Which is weird in and of itself because these are not usually the questions he gets]

Well, that's because I'm not an animal, I'm a mutant. [and because he knows that's the next question:] A human with - uh, something different than an average human. Science stuff.

[pneumo]

Like Kitty--! [ She is the first mutant he ever met and she will always be his default when they come up. Hot!mom♥ ] I know those!

[ And he actually happens to very much like the ones he does know, because they are generally rather nice to him. Even if sometimes Kurt teases him.

Sascha files them under "human" if that helps any. ]

[beathach]

Ah - right, like Kitty. And Kurt. [that's a relief, he doesn't know if he can explain it any other way] You're friends with Kitty?

[pneumo]

Yeah! She was my first friend here~ I met Kurt at the dance. [ But they did not dance there. he just got a lecture about worrying people by breathing toxic air. ]

[beathach]

[Sascha no don't breathe the toxic air]

That's good - Kitty's a great person.

Er - what's your name? I'm Hank.

[pneumo]

Oh right--sorry, hehe~ I'm Sascha. Nice to meet you♥

[ alright, MOMENT OF TRUTH: if he holds out a hand...will Hank take it for the ultimate of ultimates. The introductory handshakes. ]