may mingle (blameless!)

[revivo]

Who: Blameless crew + visitors
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Aboard the Blameless
When: May

[time to get your mingle on, people lacking blame and friends!]

Comments

[ladybro]

I am. If you'll have me.

[takingkarabusiness]

I imagine with a codename like that you'd make a great wingman.

[ladybro]

Well, I'll take that as a yes. [ ... ] Which reminds me -- what are some of your hard nos in a partner? Who could you, like, never date?

[takingkarabusiness]

[ she finishes up her drink ]

This stays between us? I really mean it. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

[ladybro]

I promise. [ she holds out her little finger. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

[ she pinky promises, though that is specifically something she'd done with Hank a few times. then she orders another drink ]

Winn kissed me once, at home. And I basically had to Hank-speech him. Not the ex part, but the "I don't want to hurt you" and "I don't want to ruin our friendship" thing. It sucked, especially since he's my best friend. But I'm already an alien, you know? And he can be... well, I don't know that he always sees my flaws. Which, I don't want someone who's overly critical of course. But I just want to be a person sometimes too, you know?

[ladybro]

Oh, hun. [ kate is just beginning to see the tangled web woven around this situation. kate shakes her head -- in sympathy, it seems, for both kara and winn. ] I guess being on both sides of that coin sucks, huh?

[takingkarabusiness]

It does. I'd much rather be averting a nuclear disaster than dealing with awkward relationship drama.

[ladybro]

Right? At what point, in our lives, did that become somehow easier than figuring out who we wanna snog and why. It's not fair.

[takingkarabusiness]

To be fair, that's always been the case for me.

[ladybro]

Then you're a better person than me. I mean -- I try not to get caught up in the drama. It used to be worse. I've pretty much sworn off relationships for the time being.

[takingkarabusiness]

I think my superpowers and my awkwardness just bloomed earlier than most people.

[ladybro]

That's not such a bad thing. Dating is overrated, like, 70% of the time.

[takingkarabusiness]

That still leaves 30%.

[ladybro]

Yeah, well. I've dated some pretty decent kissers. It makes up the difference.

[takingkarabusiness]

I was going to say I haven't, but my boss's son was pretty great. But it was complicated at the time.

[ladybro]

Her son?

[ oh kara honey you better spill those details right now. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

Her... son whose father took him and raised him while she pursued her career? And who I might've... surreptitiously... written to under the guise of Ms. Grant in a hope to reunite them.

To be fair, she had already written the letters. She just also threw them at my head and I... finished one. And sent it.

[ladybro]

You finished one. [ ... ] And sent it.

How are you not futzing fired?

[takingkarabusiness]

She obviously wanted to make amends with him and have a relationship. I just gave it that little extra push to make it happen.

...And went to their dinner to help them talk to each other when their first dinner went poorly.

[ladybro]

I thought you said you were a personal assistant, not a counselor-slash-life-coach.

[takingkarabusiness]

If her life is going well, my life is going well. I don't like seeing her bogged down with things.

[ladybro]

I suppose I can relate to that. A little.

[takingkarabusiness]

I guess mostly it's just... I can't have a relationship with my mother, and it would pain me for someone to have that opportunity and not know about it, or choose to pass it up.

Also, she did fire me immediately, but then she needed dinner reservations, and my little mom speech maybe influenced her decision.

[ladybro]

[ a moment of pain flickers across her face. and if kara is accustomed to reading such things, it's probably an easy conclusion to develop: kate's own mother simply isn't in the picture any longer. so she can certainly relate a little more. ]

I'm glad she took you back. She doesn't know how lucky she is.