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[So we've been stuck on the poison moon for a couple months now, so a lot of people probably want to get away from that.

Unfortunately, the only place you really can get away from it besides your own ship is the Iskaulit. So, here's a June Iskaulit mingle!]

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[at least he's used to adoption, only it's never been kids, just sisters]

I can't say you're missing out on much, so it's probably for the best. Hopefully the next stop is better.

Yeah... I liked the space station way better. [ Although it didn't have furry blue people, so clearly: not as cool as the Iskaulit. ]

What was it like? I've only heard it mentioned a few times.

It was pretty big! And there were tons of aliens. It was really fun!

[huh. No one had mentioned aliens] So - there were other ships docked there, then?

Yup! Tons--waaaas more than what we have. [ Which he did not wander onto, thankfully. ]

Interesting.

[he wonders if they're part of a similar fleet, like theirs, but he doubts Sascha would know. So he goes in a different direction] Did you get to meet a lot of aliens?

[ Prooobably for the best, it's true. He'll just lean against the giant sandbag there...or try. It moves when he does and he flounders a little. ]

A couple--whoop.

But most of them weren't part of out TV show so they're not here anymore.

[oh my god Sascha. He automatically reaches out to steady him]

Careful.

They weren't? Were they part of another, or - ?

[ And this is why you're his father♥ ]

Thanks, hehe. I don't really know much about the aliens though! I didn't talk to them much.

[STILL DIDN'T AUTHORIZE THIS ADOPTION talk to your mother]

Ah. Well, I can ask around another time, that's alright. I'm glad you enjoyed yourself, at least.

[ which one ]

Sorry I don't know more... It was when I first got here so it's hard to really remember everything.

[how many do you have]

It's fine, Sascha. Really, I'm just glad you had a good time. Maybe we'll stop at another one soon.

[ Two or three... ]

I hope so! This moon hasn't been fun at all....

[Sascha please]

Mm, no, not really. The masquerade was fun, at least - did you go to that?

Yeah...! It was my first time going to one ever--Kitty taught me how to dance for it and everything!

It was my first one, too. [he was far too young for his prom] That was nice of her.

Yeah... Kitty's always super-nice to me. She's like a mom.

[ a hot mom... ]

. . . like a mom?

[Sascha no]

Yeah. I mean, I've never had one but she's like what one should be sometimes. [ Kind, caring, moderately patient....hot. ]

[Sascha NO]

I - suppose? Kitty isn't very - uh, maternal with me.

Maybe it's because you have a beard. [ KITTY YES. And also, you know. Having a beard is totally a valid reason for a lack of doting. ]

It's - no, it's not a - [he brings a hand up to cover his eyes. S. Sigh] It's fur, Sascha, not a beard. And it's probably because I'm older than her. [and evil in her world]

You have a beard because you're older than her??? [ DID YOU CHANGE YOUR PANTS AGAIN HANK ]

[. . . patiently]

No, I meant she isn't maternal towards me because I'm older. Or inspire maternal instincts in her.

And this - [he reaches up to lightly tug on his "beard"] - is fur. Not a beard.