if you bed it, he will come

[pneumo]

Who: Sascha & ANYONE
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Everywhere beds lie
When: June

[ Sascha has Learned His Lesson.

One doesn't simply hop into someone's bed while their sleeping and/or naked, because the results in getting kicked in the face. And yelled at a whole lot. No...what one should do is knock first!

...And then hop into their bed while they're asleep.

Lesson. Totally. Learned.

But really let's face it, this guy is an idiot and he most certainly is going to meander around over the course of the month and find those nice, comfy warm beds of yours, Fleeters. SO TRY NOT TO SMACK HIM TOO HARD, he could become even more dumb if you do.

At least he does this with the best intentions right? ]


[ ooc; THIS IS FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTED SASCHA IN THEIR BEDS. Or anyone who wants him in their bed now. They can be awake, asleep, asleep not exactly in their room--anything! Tag in and he will be there. ]

Comments

[pneumo]

[ Boy will you be disappointed Anakin, especially when he makes his way...right over to your side, plunking right down beside you. ]

[sandhate]

[ He's already back to sleep and forgotten about Sascha's visit. But he's also used to someone joining him in bed and he really likes the idea of Padme actually coming down here for a cuddle, so he scoots over the impossibly small space as an invitation. ]

[pneumo]

[ Sorry Anakin, he is not your beau. But he will accept that invitation to join him, curling up against his back with a pleased sound, lying his cheek against Anakin's back. ]

[sandhate]

[ He knows something is wrong with this, it's nice.

Ten, fifteen minutes pass before a thought occurs to him: didn't he have a fight with his wife. But he's sleepy and this is kinda nice, maybe he won't think about that for now. ]

[pneumo]

[ That's right, don't dwell on it and just allow Sascha to keep spooning him, revelling in the warmth Anakin provides. He's almost four degrees cooler after all, so it's quite comfortable. ]

[sandhate]

[ He comes from a desert world. Sascha and his cold-ass body is pretty noticeable after a bit and Anakin wakes with a nagging, uncomfortable sensation. He twists and-- ]

Uhh! No!

[ He scrambles up and climbs over Sascha, trying to detangle his damn long limbs from the other body ]

[pneumo]

[ Noooooooooo he was so comfortable )8!! Sascha makes an unhappy whine as Anakin starts to pull away, only clinging for a few seconds until his arms fall away. ]

??

[sandhate]

[ That's good, some distance. He nearly trips getting out but being a Jedi comes with perks; his steps hits all the empty spaces between the pieces and he's up right and startled. Shouting: ]

Sascha! What are you doing here?

[pneumo]

[ Totally uncalled for!! Because Sascha doesn't understand why he's being so huffy all of a sudden when he let him over there in the first place!! ]

Cuddling....?

[sandhate]

[ He holds a hand out; no Force shenanigans for once, just need a minute to understand: ]

Why would you come here to cuddle?

[pneumo]

....? Because sleeping alone all the time is lonely isn't it? [ USE YOUR EQ ANAKIN ]

[sandhate]

[ He blinks then eyes narrow ]

What are you talking about? You're asleep, you don't care about being lonely when you're asleep.

[pneumo]

Yes I do. [ Sascha blinks right back and his eyes DON'T narrow. ]

I hate waking up alone.

[sandhate]

[ If he's honest, so does he. And he is being honest here so he's quiet for a moment while he rubs his temples. ]

So, you just-- What, climb in with everyone?

[ A beat ]

Didn't this happen to you once already?

[pneumo]

Yeah... But! You were awake before and didn't tell me to leave. [ So that was like...permission and stuff right? Totally. ]

[sandhate]

[ He has no memory of that. So, lots of squinting ]

Oh great, did I also say "hey, come over and have a cuddle?"

[pneumo]

[ It's not his fault you were sleepy! ]

.......

Not really, no. But you did make room for me!

[sandhate]

[ He repeats, incredulously ]

I made room for you. You.

[pneumo]

Yeah! It was super-sweet of you♥ [ Clearly you did that on purpose and in your right mind Anakin ] So I joined you.

[sandhate]

Shut up. [ He steps over his gears, and makes a motion to sit back on the little hovel he's created. You know, for himself. ] Move over. We need a talk about this issue you seem to be having.

[pneumo]

[ I don't know why but shut up made me laugh super-hard :'> but at least Sascha moves over without a fuss, pleased to have Anakin back over. Even if he looks less than pleased at him. ]

Huh?

[sandhate]

[ He is definitely less than pleased ]

Privacy. Boundaries. You don't seem to have them.

[pneumo]

...Oh! No, I don't mind if you wanna cuddle again! [ AS IF HE'S THE ONE WHO WOULD WORRY ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT. Sorry Anakin. ]

[sandhate]

No, no, no, no.

[ Laughing sarcastically, he grabs Sascha's shoulders and puts some immeasurablely smaller distance between them ]

You need to accept that you have no concept or consideration about other people's privacy, or boundaries. Not everyone wants a cuddle with you.

[pneumo]

....Becauae I'm a monster? [ I mean, it would be reason enough back home for someone not to want to get near him in general. He's never had the boundaries experience simply because es never been allowed close in the first place. ]