Tourist ROAD TRIP (mingle)

[takingkarabusiness]

Who: Touristas and visitors
Broadcast: as needed
Action: The Tourist!
When: The month of June

[ Get bit by the June Bug and mingle to your heart's content! ]

Comments

[winn]

Of course it is, who doesn't like being a winner! Of...slow shots.

[ yes his real name is basically preparing him for a career in stripping. but it's still better than the stalker, ok. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

It could be worse?

[pneumo]

......?? [ SASCHA DOESN'T GET IT lmao. Be glad ]

[winn]

True, I could've had a middle name.

[takingkarabusiness]

What a terrible prospect.

[pneumo]

Are middle names bad...?

[winn]

Only if you have pun-deaf parents.

[ he's just going to go ahead and pretend that it was just a name chosen for him here and not his father's name, because he really doesn't want to talk about that with sascha. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

No, Sascha.

Winn is making a joke, because his full name is "Winslow Schott" which sounds like "Win Slow Shot". If he had a funny middle name it would make his name more unusual. Like, "Win Slow Guy Shot".

[pneumo]

....But the "win" part doesn't make sense. [ He gets the "slow shot" part but not the "win" in front of it ]

[winn]

It does if you're having a slow shots contest -

[takingkarabusiness]

Like, drinking alcohol.

[ in case he needs more clarification ]

[pneumo]

....Oh. I can't drink that, hehe.

[winn]

You can also take slow-mo shots at a basket.

[ there's really no limit to the ways you can make fun of his name, basically. it's a gift that keeps on giving. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

You know, for someone who whines about having his name made fun of sometimes, you really provide the material.

[pneumo]

.......

[ YEP, he's just gonna sit here and smile. He's lost again. ]

[winn]

It's an old earth trick, Kara, make fun of yourself and you ruin it for everyone!

[takingkarabusiness]

If you say so, Winn. I'll be over here with Sascha.

[pneumo]

Ohh, yes please! You can be on my team♥ [ Sascha & pretty!friend vs Captain Nobeard. WINNER TAKES ALL THE NICKNAMES. ]

[winn]

[ FEIGNED HURT!!! ]

Oh, so that's how it is! I introduce you two, and you gang up on me. That's fine, that's fine. I'll just go hang out with Jim. [ slow-mo getting up. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

And here I thought I was going to be the one ganged up on!

[pneumo]

No way~ I'd never fight a pretty lady☆

[winn]

It's always me, Danvers, learn already -

[ she thought he'd gang up on her with jim, too.

what really, no one's gonna try to stop him from leaving? ok fine, he's gonna stand now. we're standing. yay. gonna awkwardly put a hand in his pocket then. he's committed to this and also not because he's not gonna leave. unless they tell him to. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

Winnnnnn

[ grabs his shirt ]

[pneumo]

No no--Nobeard! You should call him Nobeard!

[ Because he's a pirate now and also a captain Kara. ]

[winn]

[ in his exaggerated pirate voice sascha likes so much ] That's Captain Nobeard t' you, you mutinous mutt!

[ any edge that might be mistakenly perceived there is countered by his smile, and a little snort of laughter he can't help but huff at the end. ]