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[ladybro]

Who: Kate Bishop + YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit
When: Yesterday evening.

Want to play a game? [ kate's surroundings are, quite evidently, a lush little corner of málum. the neon-y blue tinge of the bar's decor casts its colour over her features. there's a tall, impressively concocted cocktail at her elbow. ] I mean, I know I do. So here's how it goes: you tell me anywhere you'd rather be but here, with the caveat that it can't just be a home. I think it's safe to say that home is a very understandable answer, but it's also a little too achingly realistic for my purposes. So pick somewhere else. Pick Ibiza. Pick Iceland, if you want.

Well, unless Iceland is your home. Then please refer to rule numero uno. It also happens to be the game's only rule. [ short and sweet, that's our katerade.

and maybe about an hour (and maybe another drink) later: ] ...Does anyone wanna come dance with me?

[ swipe right, dear flooters. swipe right. ]

Comments

[ladybro]

So what do you do for fun?

[residu]

dungeon crawlers on my handheld
Which is of course:
not here

[ladybro]

Someone's gotta be able to program games on these devices of ours.

[residu]

there was an old guy I spoke to a little while ago who mentioned them
Maybe he can do something

[ladybro]

If he can't, talk to Kirito. Maybe Winn, too.

[residu]

oh that's the old guy
Winn I mean. Or it was his display name anyway

[ladybro]

You think Winn's old...

[ k, this is precious. ]

[residu]

it's a Thing
How old is he really?

[ladybro]

Dude's only in his 20s!

[residu]

seriously?
Hahaha what a nerd

[ladybro]

says the guy who doesn't dance and likes to play dungeon crawlers on his handheld.

[ the downside to kate bishop liking you: she stops pulling punches. ]

[residu]

what
Hey
Not dancing does not make you a nerd ok
It makes you crap at dancing

[ladybro]

You don't hafta be good at dancing to dance. You just hafta...dance.

[residu]

no trust me
It's a train wreck
And no one survives

[ladybro]

I don't know. I'm pretty hardy.

[residu]

no one survives and then the relatives sue the train company and then it tanks and goes under
that's how badly i dance

[ladybro]

Now you're just making me curious.

[residu]

no
no curiosity
stop that

[ladybro]

Too bad. I'm naturally inquisitive. All ace private investigators are.

[ at least she was an investigator for, like, a month. that counts right? ]

[residu]

isn't there like a saying about cats to do with that


[ That totally counts ]

[ladybro]

Sure, but I am absolutely not a cat.

[residu]

hahaha
You still don't wanna see it

[ladybro]

Too bad. This is now a life goal of mine.

[residu]

you need better life goals

[ladybro]

Maybe I'll take pictures, too.

[ trollin' trollin' trollin' ]