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[aheroipray]

Who: Allumette Honeycutt
Broadcast: video (to all)
Action: Marsiva
When: nnnnnow!

[ when the feed flickers on, it's focused on a tiny pink-haired woman. the camera is above, obviously not in her grip, dressed in scholar garb. she stomps her foot on the ground and points to the communicator. ]

--Eos!

Put that down this minute! You've not a clue where that's been!

[ there's a quiet twinkling, like the sound of bells--and she looks offended. ]

We are in an unfamiliar world, with unfamiliar--things! Do not make me unsummon you!

[ is that twinkling panicked? ]

Then put it down! Eos, now.

[ slowly, the point of view is lowered until it drops into allumette's claws, and she breathes a sigh of relief. she peers off-screen until a tiny fairy joins her, settling on her shoulder. she pays no mind to her fairy, however, squinting and staring at it. ]

Oh, Thal's balls--it's on.

Comments

[wolfuncaged]

You are clearly no warrior.

[aheroipray]

Of course I'm not a warrior, as I just said that I didn't know there were so many ways to swing an axe. I'm a monk.

[wolfuncaged]

...What is a monk?

goddamnit misclick

[aheroipray]

[ ... well, different worlds. alright, calm. ]

Someone specializing in hand-to-hand combat. I fight with my fists and feet.

[wolfuncaged]

Ah, we tend not to gave that, except for perhaps a few assassins, and they tend to be rogues. [Squishy, squishy rogues.]

[aheroipray]

Rogues are a different manner of fighter where I come from--ninjas. Who are essentially assassins.

[wolfuncaged]

I will never cease to be amazed at how different and yet how similar all these other worlds are.

[aheroipray]

It's interesting, to say the least.

[wolfuncaged]

No doubt it will get more so, as others are brought here.

[aheroipray]

No doubt. Twelve preserve...

How can drawing blood be so complicated?

[wolfuncaged]

[No. Wait. Back up.]

What do you mean, drawing blood?

[aheroipray]

Drawing blood--fighting? Do you not draw blood if you're hit?

[ a pause. ]

Or do you not have blood?

[wolfuncaged]

Oh.

[He really, really needs to learn to reign in that knee-jerk reaction. ]

My apologies. I thought to meant something else.