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[aheroipray]

Who: Allumette Honeycutt
Broadcast: video (to all)
Action: Marsiva
When: nnnnnow!

[ when the feed flickers on, it's focused on a tiny pink-haired woman. the camera is above, obviously not in her grip, dressed in scholar garb. she stomps her foot on the ground and points to the communicator. ]

--Eos!

Put that down this minute! You've not a clue where that's been!

[ there's a quiet twinkling, like the sound of bells--and she looks offended. ]

We are in an unfamiliar world, with unfamiliar--things! Do not make me unsummon you!

[ is that twinkling panicked? ]

Then put it down! Eos, now.

[ slowly, the point of view is lowered until it drops into allumette's claws, and she breathes a sigh of relief. she peers off-screen until a tiny fairy joins her, settling on her shoulder. she pays no mind to her fairy, however, squinting and staring at it. ]

Oh, Thal's balls--it's on.

Comments

action forever;

[sensationate]

[ Jordan just kind of stares at the fairy, actually. He isn't even looking at Allumette, his attention is on... well, the fairy because that's really rather impossible. Fairies and pixies and everything don't actually look like that. So he stands nearby and stares. ]

[aheroipray]

[ at first, allu's confused by hearing footsteps, but... then she looks at eos, and then at this man. eos, guy. eos, guy.

simply-- ]

Do you know each other?

[sensationate]

[ That starts him a bit and he glances to the—child? Midget? Whoever she is, he isn't particularly bothered. It's the creature with her. ]

Maybe. No. I mean—is she a pixie?

[aheroipray]

[ br... owraise... ]

She is a fairy. Which is... [ she shrugs. ] not unlike a pixie, I suppose...

video;

[got_it_memorized]

[Headtilt.]

Well, you win for most imaginative pet, I think.

video;

[aheroipray]

[ squint. peer. ]

Are you stuck inside of this?

[got_it_memorized]

[Also squint. He scratches his head.]

Stuck inside wha--? Oh. [Oh. He snickers softly, then shakes his head and waves one hand.] No, no, it's a video feed, ah. I'm not inside the communicator, I'm on the other end of one.

action

[selfperpetuate]

[Alex is walking along, doing his own thing when he sees lalafell and fairy, stops, and just. stares. Because what. what the fuck is that.]

...are you a fucking potato? You are. You're a fucking giant potato with pink lemonade hair and...is that a fairy?

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[aheroipray]

Incredibly rude.

[ hmph. ]

Eos, heel. [ she's about-facing and moving away. a potato indeed. what is a potato, anyway?! ]

[selfperpetuate]

I'm being a fucking gentleman here. I didn't point out the obvious. [aka short comments]

...that is a fairy, isn't it? Are you treating her like a pet? That was a fucking dog command.

action!

[transferedfate]

[There's a random girl nearby who is watching all this craziness. She looks a bit ragged, but doesn't offer any help as Allu struggles with the video feed and her fairy. She just kind of... leans against a hallway wall like a punk and finally speaks up]

Are you magic?

[aheroipray]

[ allumette looks at the girl, and then at eos.

...

...

... ]

Well? Answer her!

[ oh, she thinks she's talking to the fairy... ]

[transferedfate]

[oh..... well that's kind of an answer in itself. She sighs, and then points back and forth between her and the fairy]

Never mind, let me ask a different question. You guys aren't dangerous, right?

video;

[merchantprince]

[He's never seen anything quite like Allu before, but charming mode is on. He smiles slyly.]

When I asked Atroma for cute dwarven serving girls, I didn't expect to get an answer.

[aheroipray]

[ ewwww it's a dude.

she raises her hand and flashes her big diamond ring. ]

Eternally bonded, sorry to say.

[ not really sorry tho because ewwww boy cooties ]

[merchantprince]

That's a pretty nice rock. Congratulations. Non-humans aren't exactly common around here, so pardon my interest.

[He bows.]

Varric Tethras. Rogue, storyteller, resident short stack.

video

[treasureling]

Yes, it's on, and everybody can see it.

[aheroipray]

Who is everybody?

[treasureling]

I don't know.

Video

[wolfuncaged]

[That...is a dwarf with pointy ears. Fenris have never seen such a thing, before. She's like some horrible accident of nature, a good example of why elves and dwarves don't breed.]

...What is that?

Video

[aheroipray]

... [ she blinks and just stares at fenris for a good long moment before-- ]

U-urianger? Why do you sound...

[wolfuncaged]

...I do not know of whom you speak.

[Wow he has never once been mistaken for someone else before. After all he is rather...unique. This is a disturbing new experience for him. ]

video;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

...Yeah, that's different.

[yep. he's watching all of this too...]

[aheroipray]

As are you. [ she points a clawed finger at the camera. ]

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Me? [he points to his own face, like he's not sure who else she could be referring to.] I'm perfectly normal.