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[aheroipray]

Who: Allumette Honeycutt
Broadcast: video (to all)
Action: Marsiva
When: nnnnnow!

[ when the feed flickers on, it's focused on a tiny pink-haired woman. the camera is above, obviously not in her grip, dressed in scholar garb. she stomps her foot on the ground and points to the communicator. ]

--Eos!

Put that down this minute! You've not a clue where that's been!

[ there's a quiet twinkling, like the sound of bells--and she looks offended. ]

We are in an unfamiliar world, with unfamiliar--things! Do not make me unsummon you!

[ is that twinkling panicked? ]

Then put it down! Eos, now.

[ slowly, the point of view is lowered until it drops into allumette's claws, and she breathes a sigh of relief. she peers off-screen until a tiny fairy joins her, settling on her shoulder. she pays no mind to her fairy, however, squinting and staring at it. ]

Oh, Thal's balls--it's on.

Comments

[wolfuncaged]

[Stay clear of it like it's an active landmine.]

I specialize in two handed weapons.

[aheroipray]

[ yeahhh she'll do that. you know unless he's dying probably. then she'll heal him. ]

Ah, like spears and swords? [ don't mention staffs or rods, those're magical and could cause a reaction... ]

[wolfuncaged]

[He will bitch about it but allow it, because he is a giant hypocrite.]

More greatswords, mauls, greatxes. Large, heavy weapons. [That are always bigger and heavier than he is.]

[aheroipray]

[ are you compensating for something, fenris?

she's trying to keep a straight face. ]

That sounds taxing. I prefer a quick fighting style, so I can't emphasize.

[wolfuncaged]

[Fenris doesn't react to it. ]

I can move fast enough, you just need to have the power to lift them.

[aheroipray]

Our worlds' styles differ, then.

[wolfuncaged]

That much is already clearly evident.

[Why you got to be like this, Fenris?]

[aheroipray]

I honestly didn't know there were so many ways to swing an axe.

[ allu, no ]

[wolfuncaged]

You are clearly no warrior.

[aheroipray]

Of course I'm not a warrior, as I just said that I didn't know there were so many ways to swing an axe. I'm a monk.

[wolfuncaged]

...What is a monk?

goddamnit misclick

[aheroipray]

[ ... well, different worlds. alright, calm. ]

Someone specializing in hand-to-hand combat. I fight with my fists and feet.

[wolfuncaged]

Ah, we tend not to gave that, except for perhaps a few assassins, and they tend to be rogues. [Squishy, squishy rogues.]

[aheroipray]

Rogues are a different manner of fighter where I come from--ninjas. Who are essentially assassins.

[wolfuncaged]

I will never cease to be amazed at how different and yet how similar all these other worlds are.

[aheroipray]

It's interesting, to say the least.

[wolfuncaged]

No doubt it will get more so, as others are brought here.

[aheroipray]

No doubt. Twelve preserve...

How can drawing blood be so complicated?

[wolfuncaged]

[No. Wait. Back up.]

What do you mean, drawing blood?

[aheroipray]

Drawing blood--fighting? Do you not draw blood if you're hit?

[ a pause. ]

Or do you not have blood?

[wolfuncaged]

Oh.

[He really, really needs to learn to reign in that knee-jerk reaction. ]

My apologies. I thought to meant something else.