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driftfleet2016-07-05 02:19 pm
apurrstate) wrote in driftfleet2016-07-05 02:19 pm
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Who: Anders, a kitten and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Planetside. Probably among the trees.
When: A couple days after this post. That's right, this means war.
[Anders has something very important to say. Terribly important.]
It's been brought to my attention that the fleet has been suffering under a loss of fuzzy animals, although that's quickly being fixed with all these fuzzy slugs. But more importantly, there's one fuzzy animal that deserves appreciation, something my dear friend, Lady Cousland reminded me of.
[The camera tilts down to show a small tabby-orange kitten playing in the grass and leaves on the forest floor, stalking some bug or another, but never drifting too far from Anders' side.]
This is Ser-Pounce-A-Lot, the cutest kitten in the world. Aren't you the cutest kitten in the world? No mean dog is better than you, isn't that right, Ser Pounce?
[Completely unashamed of the baby-talk he just dissolved into, Anders puts his hand out for Pounce to jump onto his arm and up to his shoulder, purring and rubbing his head against Anders' chin.]
He's also incredibly intelligent and he knows it.
[He holds up a hand up to the camera.]
Please, hold your applause, I know this sad fleet has been kitten-starved. You're welcome.
[Is he serious?
You bet your ass he is. Right down to the baby-talking a kitten. Shame? He doesn't know the meaning of the word.]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Planetside. Probably among the trees.
When: A couple days after this post. That's right, this means war.
[Anders has something very important to say. Terribly important.]
It's been brought to my attention that the fleet has been suffering under a loss of fuzzy animals, although that's quickly being fixed with all these fuzzy slugs. But more importantly, there's one fuzzy animal that deserves appreciation, something my dear friend, Lady Cousland reminded me of.
[The camera tilts down to show a small tabby-orange kitten playing in the grass and leaves on the forest floor, stalking some bug or another, but never drifting too far from Anders' side.]
This is Ser-Pounce-A-Lot, the cutest kitten in the world. Aren't you the cutest kitten in the world? No mean dog is better than you, isn't that right, Ser Pounce?
[Completely unashamed of the baby-talk he just dissolved into, Anders puts his hand out for Pounce to jump onto his arm and up to his shoulder, purring and rubbing his head against Anders' chin.]
He's also incredibly intelligent and he knows it.
[He holds up a hand up to the camera.]
Please, hold your applause, I know this sad fleet has been kitten-starved. You're welcome.
[Is he serious?
You bet your ass he is. Right down to the baby-talking a kitten. Shame? He doesn't know the meaning of the word.]
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[ She pauses to consider, her nose wrinkling a little, before she shakes her head. ]
I suppose I could become an animagus as well, if I wanted, but other than curiosity there's no real point. I can already become an animal when I want - there's no need for me to have a second one.
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Her comment, however, receives a shrug.]
Mages back home who take up shapeshifting do so for the use of it. A dog in a town barely turns an eye, a mouse can squeeze into places a dog cannot and a bird can soar higher and travel farther than either of the other two. [A smirk.] And giant spiders are terrifying and very strong.
I suppose, as a winged lion, you have the power, travel and speed covered. That's certainly a very useful and versatile form.