dear diary 002

[onetwosixshit]

Who: Oscar Mike and OPEN
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A
When: 7/17/2016

So hey, everyone listening out there. This hippie planet is getting real boring real fast, and there are way too many of these little slug dudes all around.

So, like, who out there's up for some shooting shit? Except without the shooting part, since there ain't no guns around. So shooting shit with fists. Fisting? Aw who the hell cares. Who's up for some mahno eee mahno hardcore painfests winner take all except there's really nothing here so mainly just beating the crap outta eachother? A guy could get real out of practice here with nothing to fight.

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[tennohno]

If you're looking for a sparring match, I could be convinced. I haven't had someone looking for such training in a while and you certainly seem enthusiastic over it. Where do you plan on doing this?

[onetwosixshit]

Oh hell yeah! Just two dudes being dudes, beating the crap out of each other.

[That's a very good question though, and he has to stop and think for a moment.]

Uhh, but like anywhere? I'm down in hippie-central right now, probably somewhere where there aren't all these people.

[tennohno]

...sure, whatever you say.

[So far all he can think of is an over-enthusiastic Grineer warden during Rathuum. Kela would be than happy having such a combat driven idiot underneath her command.]

So either the beach or the woods? Which do you favor?

[onetwosixshit]

Uhhhh, I mean wherever they're not going to complain about? You know how nature lovers get: 'you can't nuke the forest it's got trees and shit and they're better than kickass space lasers oh noooo.'

[tennohno]

...what? Where the hell did you get nukes from all of that? I don't think you can bring down a tree by yourself anyway.

[onetwosixshit]

Not nukes, sickass space lasers! And oh it is on! No one tells Oscar Mike what he can't do! Or can do? Whatever! I'll show you bringing down trees!