dear diary 002

[onetwosixshit]

Who: Oscar Mike and OPEN
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A
When: 7/17/2016

So hey, everyone listening out there. This hippie planet is getting real boring real fast, and there are way too many of these little slug dudes all around.

So, like, who out there's up for some shooting shit? Except without the shooting part, since there ain't no guns around. So shooting shit with fists. Fisting? Aw who the hell cares. Who's up for some mahno eee mahno hardcore painfests winner take all except there's really nothing here so mainly just beating the crap outta eachother? A guy could get real out of practice here with nothing to fight.

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[pain_train]

Hey, I like fisting and punching things!

Um, my synthetics are still like not tuned up and I'm doing physical therapy, but I bet I could do whichever you want as long as you take it easy to start.

[onetwosixshit]

Oh, badass! Hell yeah, let's do this! You good to knock around though? Get knocked around? PT ain't something to mess with.

Uh, at least from what I've heard.

[pain_train]

Like I said, just gotta take it easy to start, but I need to start toughening up again!

Yeah, if I screw up my PT, I get yelled at. I'm being good.

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[kill_switch]

[She's still got her reservations about this guy given his enthusiasm for killing, but she's glad he's decided to do his own romp instead of crashing hers.]

[But, given the opportunity, she's not above checking out the competition.]

Sure. When and where?

[onetwosixshit]

Being tough is awesome!

[But still-]

But like, someone gonna come yelling if you get a little screwed up or something?

[onetwosixshit]

[Oh heck yeah, he's got a bite! It may be different from the LLC's arenas back home, but he's fine with that. Anything to stave off the boredom that comes with prolonged space travel and Eldrid-lite planets.]

Down in the uh, trees! Good place. And soon! Sooner than soon! I'm dyin' out here, y'know?

[kill_switch]

[She could tell him she's already there and to be a little more specific, but somehow she figures it'll be lost on him.]

I'm here. Come find me.

[pain_train]

They wouldn't yell at you, just at me. If I'm dumb.

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[thetruehistorian]

You're even bored of the dinosaurs in the forest, are you?

[onetwosixshit]

Well like, they're just big lizards. And don't get me wrong, big lizards are badass, but there's not a lot to do with them yeah?

[onetwosixshit]

Oh badass!

...wait, where are you? Don't want to waste time muckin' around in the dirt.

[onetwosixshit]

But like...you're not gonna break, are you?

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[tennohno]

If you're looking for a sparring match, I could be convinced. I haven't had someone looking for such training in a while and you certainly seem enthusiastic over it. Where do you plan on doing this?

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[universal_charm]

_{[ He nearly chokes at the fisting part, especially because this guy clearly doesn't know what it is that means. ]}

Well, I have been looking for more sparring partners.

Want to do it out on the sand? You know, to make it harder.

[pain_train]

I shouldn't. All my bones are finished regrowing. And they're supposed to be stronger now.

[thetruehistorian]

I've heard it can be rather difficult to survive an encounter with them, if you wind up in an encounter with the right ones, anyway. That isn't a problem for you, then?

[onetwosixshit]

Oh hell yeah! Just two dudes being dudes, beating the crap out of each other.

[That's a very good question though, and he has to stop and think for a moment.]

Uhh, but like anywhere? I'm down in hippie-central right now, probably somewhere where there aren't all these people.

[onetwosixshit]

Hell yeah! Just don't go crying back home when I make you eat dirt! Er-sand. Whatever.

[onetwosixshit]

[That's actually a fairly good question, and he does lose just a bit of his zeal as he thinks it over.]

Depends on how good the guns they give us are. They took away mine, she's real nice and could deal with anything here.

[onetwosixshit]

Oh. That's kinda badass. So like, you didn't have bones before or what?

[pain_train]

I had regular bones for a long time, but then I got thrown out of a 99th story window and pulped them all. So I got a new skeleton grown in me that's made out of composites. And then my back got broken again like a month ago because I got in an accident.

[tennohno]

...sure, whatever you say.

[So far all he can think of is an over-enthusiastic Grineer warden during Rathuum. Kela would be than happy having such a combat driven idiot underneath her command.]

So either the beach or the woods? Which do you favor?

[onetwosixshit]

Uhhhh, I mean wherever they're not going to complain about? You know how nature lovers get: 'you can't nuke the forest it's got trees and shit and they're better than kickass space lasers oh noooo.'

[onetwosixshit]

Woooahhhh.

[Alright, that earns some major points.]

I've been blown up and like...torn apart, but growing a new skeleton sounds super tough. Super badass.

[tennohno]

...what? Where the hell did you get nukes from all of that? I don't think you can bring down a tree by yourself anyway.