dear diary 002

[onetwosixshit]

Who: Oscar Mike and OPEN
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A
When: 7/17/2016

So hey, everyone listening out there. This hippie planet is getting real boring real fast, and there are way too many of these little slug dudes all around.

So, like, who out there's up for some shooting shit? Except without the shooting part, since there ain't no guns around. So shooting shit with fists. Fisting? Aw who the hell cares. Who's up for some mahno eee mahno hardcore painfests winner take all except there's really nothing here so mainly just beating the crap outta eachother? A guy could get real out of practice here with nothing to fight.

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[kill_switch]

[Straighforward attack. Furiosa is going to attempt to dive to the side, pivot, and followthrough with a punch to his lower back with her prosthetic.]

[Also this is now SRS BSNS and she's done talking.]

[onetwosixshit]

[Of course it doesn't work; he's not some freakishly huge lumberjack, he simply doesn't have the sheer bulk to plow through people. Which of course means that it's easy enough to put him off-kilter.]

Ow!

[The blow doesn't hurt much, but the shock of it has him stumbling forward and trying to catch his balance. Inconvenient, he's not really suited for agility, but he does his best to prevent himself from planting face first into the forest floor.

Dropping to one knee he lashes back out behind him, kicking and spinning his body to face the threat. Yeah, he's totally badass.]