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Who: Finn and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide anonymous text
Action: n/a
When: Now!

has your communicator ever sent a text message and you dont remember it that happened to me it sounded like something i would say but not quite it was a little bit off

on a related note whats a nazi

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[No one knows.]

do you know any good electronic exorcists my friend it sounds like i could use some help

nah dude this is an exorcism you have to perform yourself
makes the whole experience more authentic
you gotta really commune with the device and as its owner youre the one with the most connection to it you know

i dont know about that i mean what do you even do in an exorcism

[THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.]

get some candles
draw a circle
rap

[Candles he can do. A circle he can do. But he's about to disappoint Dave....]

whats rap

[He's used to the CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT, at least.]

do they have poems where youre from
or at least rhyming
i need a baseline for what ive got to explain

yeah weve got poetry i dont know very much though

ok take a poem and make its rhymes extra sick
like im talking ill enough that someone calls the cdc cause theyre worried about a pandemic
and then set it to an equally sick beat
which isnt required but it generally improves your delivery and also who would turn down a chance to beatbox
no one with taste thats who
so take a friend with you dude
and then you string that all together and drop it like its hotter than a fistful of lava
and youve got a rap

im assuming sick means good in this context tell me if thats wrong but so you set it to rhythm the way a song would set it to music

does it have to be a specific poem

no youve got it weve officially bridged the gap between my weird earth slang and your run on sentences which even ive got to respect
props
and no the only requirement is its got to be original material
your sweet raps only
extra personalized

oh i have to write the poetry hmm that might be hard well if it will stop my communicator from being haunted it will be well worth it thank you

dude
if you actually go through with it
can i sit on the sidelines
like
as moral support

youre assuming i can write a poem about a haunted communicator but sure why not ill let you know whats your name

omg
fuck yes
im davesprite
resident bird of the wonderbird ship

nice to meet you davesprite ill send you a message if i come up with a good poem and some candles

the candles at least are optional
you could always trade them for glow sticks

nah candles arent hard to find at the purple team stores theyre all about rituals and stuff

huh
is that the faction you joined up with

naw its savvy for me but i dont mind paying the extra credit or two

legit
i was gonna say you seemed more like a moxie or savvy kind of dude

[On the one hand, he wonders how Davesprite can tell. On the other hand, he had needed to ask about an exorcism.]

probably could have gone moxie but savvy just speaks to me more you know how it is

[That and the lack of punctuation, tbh.]

yeah savvys chiller than moxie
if i were gonna do the team thing id throw in with them maybe
though greens not really my color

[True. Those Spirit guys probably text all proper-like.]

well let me know if you need anything at discount prices i can hook you up

for real?
hell yeah thanks dude
i got a friend in moxie who would be down to trade shit too if you want

[Casually volunteering his first mate, nbd.]

[He probably won't need it, considering Poe's in Moxie, but you can never tell.]

sounds good just let me know if you need anything man