004. (text)

[ofkirkwall]

Who: hawke & you.
Broadcast: fleetwide text.
Action: n/a.
When: today.


guys i need some advice
very important please respond quick before

[ Text stops there and it seems that is all there is, until a moment later another message appears - typed considerably slower than the first, as though typing with one hand. ]

nevermind problem solved
might need a healer though or some booze
or both

[ Translation nevermind i already did the stupid thing. ]

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Voice

[apurrstate]

What did you do?

And where are you?

[Dammit, Hawke.]

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[ofkirkwall]

nothin
nowhere

[ What big fat lies. ]

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[save_the_souls]

[Oh for Christ sake...]

How badly are you injured?

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[wolfuncaged]

[Well, between his reading skills and the little automated text reader, he at least can get this message. ]

Are you hurt? Why do you need a healer?

[He should probably sound more worried than exasperated, but that's what happens when you're a Hawke companion. You come to expect this sort of thing.]

Voice

[apurrstate]

Hawke.

[That might sound a bit like the kind of tone Malcom might have used once upon a time.]

You asked for a healer, who else were you expecting?

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[nugqueen]

Give me your location.

[And by 'give me your location' she does not mean futz around and deny you need help, Hawke. Leliana doesn't mess around. She isn't a healer but goddamn it Hawke she will drag your dumb ass to Anders if she has to.]

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[spontaneouscombustion]

[Okay yeah, that's one way to get your crewmate concerned.]

Are you okay, Hawke?!

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[ofkirkwall]

[ OH MY GOD DON'T YOU SOUND LIKE HER FATHER, THAT IS NOT FAIR!!!! A shame he can't see the giant face she just pulled. ]

i siad might
iwasnt expecting anyone im fine really

[ She knows Anders, he'll give her a look and gentle chiding that will make her feel like she is a child getting in trouble for stuff fish down her brother's shirt. ]

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[ofkirkwall]

[ :) No Allen, turn back, you don't want this pain in your life. ]

i can still type
nothinghas been blown off

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[ofkirkwall]

[ Shit... ]

no reason

text;

[ofkirkwall]

in space

[ This is a poor idea. ]

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[save_the_souls]

[ Sry shonens gotta shonen ]

Uh huh.

And where are you at?

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[ofkirkwall]

yes mostly

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[nugqueen]

Then if you are truly that injured, I guess I have no choice but to leave you to die.

[What you thought she would just take the sassy answer?]

You'll come back, I suppose. That's the rumor I keep hearing.

[Leliana that's cold...]

[moonofmylife]

Hawke, I can send Qing if you need medical attention, if you cannot make it to the Caprine. Is it serious?

[Khaleesi is worried Hawke.]

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[ofkirkwall]

[ Poor shonen, you're dooming yourself. ]

uh
trying to get back to the fleet
slowly

text;

[ofkirkwall]

ouch
that stings

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[save_the_souls]

[ Eh. Can't be worse than dealing with Mad Max and the frozen lake. ]

If you can give me a more specific location, I can give you a ride back to the fleet and take care of your injuries.

[ A pause ]

And if you're not too bad off, maybe drop you off at one of the bars.

Voice

[apurrstate]

[Maybe if he keeps talking to her, she'll give in. Maybe.]

Gee, you know, I think I'd believe that one a lot better if you actually bothered to sound convincing.

Answer my questions and I'll leave you alone.

[A long pause.]

Or I could ask Adalwolfe to find your location and show up anyway, which would you rather?

[ofkirkwall]

[ Oh no, she can't have the captain worrying! ]

dont worry ive had worse before
dont bother qing ill be okay

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[ofkirkwall]

[ Devious he is, utterly devious. ]

ughh no dont do that
fine ill answer but no lectures

[spontaneouscombustion]

Mostly? What part isn't okay? Does Qing need to get you?

Voice

[apurrstate]

No lectures. Promise.

Where are you?

How badly are you hurt?

[See? Not the 'what did you do?' question, so he can't lecture about whatever that was.]

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[ofkirkwall]

uh
thereis a dock near by i can hear shuttles
its in the savvy guys' area you know the cool ones

[ That's right she said it, they are pretty cool don't even deny it. ]

im fine with treating my injuries but
take me to anders instead or he will get huffy

[ofkirkwall]

you dont need to know
no someone is coming to find me i think
whoever that is and anders will fix me up