004. (text)

[ofkirkwall]

Who: hawke & you.
Broadcast: fleetwide text.
Action: n/a.
When: today.


guys i need some advice
very important please respond quick before

[ Text stops there and it seems that is all there is, until a moment later another message appears - typed considerably slower than the first, as though typing with one hand. ]

nevermind problem solved
might need a healer though or some booze
or both

[ Translation nevermind i already did the stupid thing. ]

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Voice

[apurrstate]

What did you do?

And where are you?

[Dammit, Hawke.]

text

[ofkirkwall]

nothin
nowhere

[ What big fat lies. ]

Voice

[apurrstate]

Hawke.

[That might sound a bit like the kind of tone Malcom might have used once upon a time.]

You asked for a healer, who else were you expecting?

Text;

[save_the_souls]

[Oh for Christ sake...]

How badly are you injured?

text

[ofkirkwall]

[ :) No Allen, turn back, you don't want this pain in your life. ]

i can still type
nothinghas been blown off

text

[save_the_souls]

[ Sry shonens gotta shonen ]

Uh huh.

And where are you at?

Video

[wolfuncaged]

[Well, between his reading skills and the little automated text reader, he at least can get this message. ]

Are you hurt? Why do you need a healer?

[He should probably sound more worried than exasperated, but that's what happens when you're a Hawke companion. You come to expect this sort of thing.]

text

[ofkirkwall]

[ Shit... ]

no reason

Video

[wolfuncaged]

[He squints at the screen.]

Hawke.

text;

[nugqueen]

Give me your location.

[And by 'give me your location' she does not mean futz around and deny you need help, Hawke. Leliana doesn't mess around. She isn't a healer but goddamn it Hawke she will drag your dumb ass to Anders if she has to.]

text;

[ofkirkwall]

in space

[ This is a poor idea. ]

Text

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Okay yeah, that's one way to get your crewmate concerned.]

Are you okay, Hawke?!

text

[ofkirkwall]

yes mostly

[moonofmylife]

Hawke, I can send Qing if you need medical attention, if you cannot make it to the Caprine. Is it serious?

[Khaleesi is worried Hawke.]

[ofkirkwall]

[ Oh no, she can't have the captain worrying! ]

dont worry ive had worse before
dont bother qing ill be okay

voice.

[airily]

You know, that sounds real comforting...

[ Why do humans do what they do. ]

text.

[ofkirkwall]

i couldve just mentioned thebooze
alas i didnt i tried

[ Because we're great. ]

[ video ]

[revengeofthemordsith]

So are you no longer dying?

[ What is everyone doing lately??? ]

text.

[ofkirkwall]

[ BEING RECKLESS BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT COOL KIDS DO. ]

nope not dying
just hurting

Voice

[tallasaking]

Right, how much booze and how many bandages?

[Hawke you dumb.]

text

[ofkirkwall]

[ Yeah but she is the best kind of dumb. ]

lots????
so many tyrion so many
im going to get lectured and scowled at

text

[wolfehawke]

[Anders is already on his way to her, and Marian is well enough to send texts relatively coherently, so Adalwolfe has decided he's not going to scold her. Mostly because it'd be the single most hypocritical thing he could do. He is worried though, and endlessly curious.]

At Malum with booze when Anders gets through with you.

On a scale of mulled wine to gaatlok in a mug, how strong are you going to need this?

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[ofkirkwall]

[ It shouldn't be too hard to discern what exactly she got herself into, mostly because it is Hawke and by that fact alone it should be obvious that it wasn't good. ]

about midway not enough to make me blind
but enough to stop feeling for a few hours

Video

[bryces_pup]

[Oh boy.]

Where are you so I can get you some medical attention? And I've read the other replies so don't you dare be all evasive. I'll just fly around and look for you anyway.

[Hear that Hawke? That's her Commander/Queen tone of voice.]

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[ofkirkwall]

[ Oh no, don't do that to her. YOU'RE NOT HER MOM!!! ]

no need for that really
leliana has found me with a healer so its fine
and im gonna go see anders after like i promised