004. (text)

[ofkirkwall]

Who: hawke & you.
Broadcast: fleetwide text.
Action: n/a.
When: today.


guys i need some advice
very important please respond quick before

[ Text stops there and it seems that is all there is, until a moment later another message appears - typed considerably slower than the first, as though typing with one hand. ]

nevermind problem solved
might need a healer though or some booze
or both

[ Translation nevermind i already did the stupid thing. ]

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[bryces_pup]

[Oh boy.]

Where are you so I can get you some medical attention? And I've read the other replies so don't you dare be all evasive. I'll just fly around and look for you anyway.

[Hear that Hawke? That's her Commander/Queen tone of voice.]

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[ofkirkwall]

[ Oh no, don't do that to her. YOU'RE NOT HER MOM!!! ]

no need for that really
leliana has found me with a healer so its fine
and im gonna go see anders after like i promised

Video - screw ur text hawke

[bryces_pup]

[WELL CLEARLY SHE NEEDS MOTHERING OR SOMETHING]

Have you now? And you wouldn't lie to me, would you? Because I can and will find out.

text - gonna text can't stop her!!!

[ofkirkwall]

[ NO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, SHE DOES NOT IN ANY WAY. ]

im not lying you can even ask leliana

video - such a turd

[bryces_pup]

[Uh huh. Yeah. Okay. You keep telling yourself that, Hawke.]

I will.

[A beat.]

So what happened and how bad is it?

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[ofkirkwall]

well you see i picking something up to transport it
and someone else was trying to steal it
then it exploded

[ She's leaving out the part the explosion was partially her own fault. ]

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[bryces_pup]

[Riona feels like she's leaving out a number of parts.]

It... exploded. Just like that?