004. (text)

[ofkirkwall]

Who: hawke & you.
Broadcast: fleetwide text.
Action: n/a.
When: today.


guys i need some advice
very important please respond quick before

[ Text stops there and it seems that is all there is, until a moment later another message appears - typed considerably slower than the first, as though typing with one hand. ]

nevermind problem solved
might need a healer though or some booze
or both

[ Translation nevermind i already did the stupid thing. ]

Comments

Voice

[apurrstate]

What did you do?

And where are you?

[Dammit, Hawke.]

Text;

[save_the_souls]

[Oh for Christ sake...]

How badly are you injured?

Video

[wolfuncaged]

[Well, between his reading skills and the little automated text reader, he at least can get this message. ]

Are you hurt? Why do you need a healer?

[He should probably sound more worried than exasperated, but that's what happens when you're a Hawke companion. You come to expect this sort of thing.]

text;

[nugqueen]

Give me your location.

[And by 'give me your location' she does not mean futz around and deny you need help, Hawke. Leliana doesn't mess around. She isn't a healer but goddamn it Hawke she will drag your dumb ass to Anders if she has to.]

Text

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Okay yeah, that's one way to get your crewmate concerned.]

Are you okay, Hawke?!

[moonofmylife]

Hawke, I can send Qing if you need medical attention, if you cannot make it to the Caprine. Is it serious?

[Khaleesi is worried Hawke.]

voice.

[airily]

You know, that sounds real comforting...

[ Why do humans do what they do. ]

[ video ]

[revengeofthemordsith]

So are you no longer dying?

[ What is everyone doing lately??? ]

Voice

[tallasaking]

Right, how much booze and how many bandages?

[Hawke you dumb.]

text

[wolfehawke]

[Anders is already on his way to her, and Marian is well enough to send texts relatively coherently, so Adalwolfe has decided he's not going to scold her. Mostly because it'd be the single most hypocritical thing he could do. He is worried though, and endlessly curious.]

At Malum with booze when Anders gets through with you.

On a scale of mulled wine to gaatlok in a mug, how strong are you going to need this?

Video

[bryces_pup]

[Oh boy.]

Where are you so I can get you some medical attention? And I've read the other replies so don't you dare be all evasive. I'll just fly around and look for you anyway.

[Hear that Hawke? That's her Commander/Queen tone of voice.]