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Who: Everyone!
Broadcast: Sure!
Action: Everywhere!
When: Until the end of the month!

[hey droot flooters! how are those new augment glitches going? how's your crew? what fresh trouble have you been getting into? how are those jobs paying off? whether you're in your ship, on one of the moons, stuck on Marsiva, or hiding out on one of the waystations in-between, your audience wants to know what you're up to!

note: there are an unusual number of shoes on sale in the shops today. the ones on Abeo are pretty ugly.]

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[Well, he was certainly right about that.]

So... how long have you been here? As part of the fleet, I mean.

Five months, now. Not much in the grand scheme of things, but there you go.

Well, it's longer than I've been here. What's it been like so far?

Compared to the castle, it's been a cakewalk. Nothing has tried to kill us or torture us anything.

[When you say stuff like that how can you NOT expect Adachi to be interested. Still, he decides not to pursue it for now. Instead, he'll just look surprised and a little worried by this news.]

I guess that's good then. Ah heh. You'd figure outer space would be more dangerous than a castle, but, in this case, I suppose not.

[That's Crowley. Always keep 'em wondering. ]

You would, but most castles aren't sentient, magical and evil, either so...

Good point.

[There's a break in the conversation as Adachi decides whether or not to ask something that's been nagging at him for a while now. He figures he might as well.]

So if we're on a TV show right now... where are all the cameras? Also, wouldn't people recognize us from the show? I mean, we do kind of stick out.

Buggered if I know, maybe that's just what they tell us, to keep us complacent.

[Buggered? That's the first time Adachi has ever heard anyone use that word. Context clues suggest... it's an euphemism.]

[Adachi lets out a loud, exasperated sigh] This whole reality show thing is sounding more and more ridiculous. What's even the point? I mean, who could find any of this entertaining?

Well, one thing I've learned about living things in general is that they can be amused by the most stupid fucking things ever. If there really is an audience, I wouldn't be surprised if they found us entertaining to watch.

[Adachi had to laugh at that. Crowley apparently has the same contempt for most of the dumbasses that populate the world that Adachi does.]

Guess I was hoping for a little more fame and popularity to be coming our way. Oh well, I guess this is better. [Adachi shrugged.] Wouldn't want to be mobbed by a bunch of random people whenever we visited another planet.

[Certainly. Or at least a mixture of confusion and disdain. ]

Well, if you interest them enough, you get given money. That's what fame is at the end of the day, right?

I get paid? You mean the whole ratings thing?

Yep. You can go shopping on Waystations, then. Or pay to get your ship upgraded, I guess.

[Feh, like Adachi would bother helping his pint-sized bitch of a captain upgrade their space bucket. No, if he was going to use his ratings, then it was going to be on himself.]

Can you only use them at waystations? That is, are there any other uses for them?

The planets take it, too. It's like...universal. You have a little credit card and everything.

I did notice that it seemed to be accepted at the bar's here. Ah- ah heh, whoops.

[That's right. Technically, Adachi had said that he'd wait for Crowley-san to show him around the moons first, but he'd gotten impatient and decided to explore on his own.]

[Crowley flashes Adachi a smirk. ]

Already off having fun without me? My heart is broken.

Well, you did kinda go missing for a little while...

People were trying to sleep with me. It was awkward.

[Adachi almost trips over his own feet.]

I- uh, you- what?!

It was an augment thing. I'm better now.

[Yeah, you're not getting off that easy Crowley. Adachi's gonna want to know more.]

But, wait- what does your augment have to do with it?!

They buggered about with them. The castle pulled that bullshit all the time, too. It happens.

What do you mean "they buggered about with them?" Who's they?! You mean Atroma? And what the hell does Paradisa have to do with it?!

[Uh oh, Adachi's paranoia may be showing here. He needs to reign himself back in.]