perks and rec: the video experience

[stopbleeding]

Who: Chopper and Zoro
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: UH accendo probably
When: 2/28

[Woah, hi Drift Fleet, it’s the Chopper and Zoro show. Meaning, hi, it’s Chopper sitting on Zoro’s shoulder. They’re on some moon somewhere, who cares. That’s not the point. The point is:]

Oi. This is a public servant announcement.

Service, service! You mean service, Zoro.

Huh? Oh. Yeah. Right. Anyway, listen up! Chopper and I have been testing something out. Chopper, tell them.

Huh? Me? [He looks briefly caught off guard with that before clinging to Zoro’s face in a way that lets him lean forward a bit more.] We found out that you can run faster if you don’t wear any underwear!

[Zoro nods (after extracting Chopper off his face).] Yeah. We did tests. I ran faster without it.

By half a second!

It’s a big improvement. [it’s really not.]

Now everyone can run faster, too! Just forget about your underwear and the half seconds will add up! This could save lives!!

[Zoro nods solemnly, then goes to turn off the feed before remembering something.]

Oh. Right. Old man, Shitty Sculptor. Other people. I’m leaving the ship. And everyone else-[He points at the screen for a long moment, tension rising. Then he points to Chopper.]-he’s a reindeer.

[DON’T FORGET IT, ASSHOLES. Chopper smiles and nods, waving at the screen. Bye, nerds. Peace out.]

ooc: Green is Zoro, pink is Choppa

Comments

[stopbleeding]

That's what I said. Shitty sculptor. [HEH. he's an asshole.]

You're welcome, by the way. It's important information. He's not wrong in that it could save your skin.

[alwayscomeback]

Ha ha. You're a riot.

I'm pretty sure it won't. Like, ever.

[stopbleeding]

Only if you're too slow for it to matter. You should work on that.

[alwayscomeback]

I'm plenty fast!!!! [Squeaky, undignified yelping!]

[stopbleeding]

Yeah? Prove it. Race me.

[alwayscomeback]

I don't need to prove anything to you!

[stopbleeding]

You're really no fun, huh?

[alwayscomeback]

I'M FUN!!!

I'M THE FUNNEST GUY EVER!!

[stopbleeding]

I doubt it. You've got no sense of adventure.

[alwayscomeback]

I DO SO!!! I'M ADVENTURING ALL THE TIME!!!

[Because he has to.]

FINE! I'LL DO IT!! THEN WE'LL SEE WHO HAS A SENSE OF ADVENTURE AND WHO DOESN'T!!!!!

[stopbleeding]

You'll race me?

[alwayscomeback]

Yeah! Bring it on!!

[stopbleeding]

[OHOHO goading: success]

You're on. Meet me down here. I'm by the tree.

[alwayscomeback]

Okay, I'm heading there RIGHT NOW!!!

[This will be a disaster, but off he goes. ]