perks and rec: the video experience

[stopbleeding]

Who: Chopper and Zoro
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: UH accendo probably
When: 2/28

[Woah, hi Drift Fleet, it’s the Chopper and Zoro show. Meaning, hi, it’s Chopper sitting on Zoro’s shoulder. They’re on some moon somewhere, who cares. That’s not the point. The point is:]

Oi. This is a public servant announcement.

Service, service! You mean service, Zoro.

Huh? Oh. Yeah. Right. Anyway, listen up! Chopper and I have been testing something out. Chopper, tell them.

Huh? Me? [He looks briefly caught off guard with that before clinging to Zoro’s face in a way that lets him lean forward a bit more.] We found out that you can run faster if you don’t wear any underwear!

[Zoro nods (after extracting Chopper off his face).] Yeah. We did tests. I ran faster without it.

By half a second!

It’s a big improvement. [it’s really not.]

Now everyone can run faster, too! Just forget about your underwear and the half seconds will add up! This could save lives!!

[Zoro nods solemnly, then goes to turn off the feed before remembering something.]

Oh. Right. Old man, Shitty Sculptor. Other people. I’m leaving the ship. And everyone else-[He points at the screen for a long moment, tension rising. Then he points to Chopper.]-he’s a reindeer.

[DON’T FORGET IT, ASSHOLES. Chopper smiles and nods, waving at the screen. Bye, nerds. Peace out.]

ooc: Green is Zoro, pink is Choppa

Comments

Video

[save_the_souls]

[This...has to be the stupidest network post he's ever watched. What even- he can't even bring himself to address the whole bit about the underwear. HE IS TOO VICTORIAN FOR THIS EXPERIMENT]

[So instead he'll address the second part. Old man? Really? Okay, it was better than being called kid, BUT-!!!]

My name is Allen.

But I'm glad you found a friend of yours, Zoro. Are you going to his ship? [And not you know, going to try to live on the moon?]

Video

[alwayscomeback]

Sokka. Soh-ka.

[Wow, they really are sucking at keeping the newbies aboard the Blue Fish right now. ]

So long as you're safe, right?

...And thanks for that fascinating lesson in underwear. No. Really.

Video

[goldenglasses]

[What. Seriously?]

Have you tried running around naked yet? If underwear slowed you down, I wonder how much the rest of your clothes slow you down.

[Said oh, so, deadpanned. He probably shouldn't as he gets a good feeling these two might actually try it. But at least they're not on HIS ship.]

And have you tried it on different planets? Maybe the gravity makes a difference!

[Then he mutters to himself, but if they listen carefully they should be able to hear it.]

How do you time it as close to a half a second anyway?

la..te..... oops ... video

[ino]

[ Stares at the screen. This is probably the weirdest post she's seen, and that's saying something ]

You do realize that your underwear weighs almost nothing compared to the rest of your clothing, right?