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driftfleet2015-02-28 12:23 am
stopbleeding) wrote in driftfleet2015-02-28 12:23 am
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perks and rec: the video experience
Who: Chopper and Zoro
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: UH accendo probably
When: 2/28
[Woah, hi Drift Fleet, it’s the Chopper and Zoro show. Meaning, hi, it’s Chopper sitting on Zoro’s shoulder. They’re on some moon somewhere, who cares. That’s not the point. The point is:]
Oi. This is a public servant announcement.
Service, service! You mean service, Zoro.
Huh? Oh. Yeah. Right. Anyway, listen up! Chopper and I have been testing something out. Chopper, tell them.
Huh? Me? [He looks briefly caught off guard with that before clinging to Zoro’s face in a way that lets him lean forward a bit more.] We found out that you can run faster if you don’t wear any underwear!
[Zoro nods (after extracting Chopper off his face).] Yeah. We did tests. I ran faster without it.
By half a second!
It’s a big improvement. [it’s really not.]
Now everyone can run faster, too! Just forget about your underwear and the half seconds will add up! This could save lives!!
[Zoro nods solemnly, then goes to turn off the feed before remembering something.]
Oh. Right. Old man, Shitty Sculptor. Other people. I’m leaving the ship. And everyone else-[He points at the screen for a long moment, tension rising. Then he points to Chopper.]-he’s a reindeer.
[DON’T FORGET IT, ASSHOLES. Chopper smiles and nods, waving at the screen. Bye, nerds. Peace out.]
ooc: Green is Zoro, pink is Choppa
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: UH accendo probably
When: 2/28
[Woah, hi Drift Fleet, it’s the Chopper and Zoro show. Meaning, hi, it’s Chopper sitting on Zoro’s shoulder. They’re on some moon somewhere, who cares. That’s not the point. The point is:]
Oi. This is a public servant announcement.
Service, service! You mean service, Zoro.
Huh? Oh. Yeah. Right. Anyway, listen up! Chopper and I have been testing something out. Chopper, tell them.
Huh? Me? [He looks briefly caught off guard with that before clinging to Zoro’s face in a way that lets him lean forward a bit more.] We found out that you can run faster if you don’t wear any underwear!
[Zoro nods (after extracting Chopper off his face).] Yeah. We did tests. I ran faster without it.
By half a second!
It’s a big improvement. [it’s really not.]
Now everyone can run faster, too! Just forget about your underwear and the half seconds will add up! This could save lives!!
[Zoro nods solemnly, then goes to turn off the feed before remembering something.]
Oh. Right. Old man, Shitty Sculptor. Other people. I’m leaving the ship. And everyone else-[He points at the screen for a long moment, tension rising. Then he points to Chopper.]-he’s a reindeer.
[DON’T FORGET IT, ASSHOLES. Chopper smiles and nods, waving at the screen. Bye, nerds. Peace out.]
ooc: Green is Zoro, pink is Choppa
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Either that, or it's just the mindset...
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Actually, I'm the same, since I don't wear any normally...
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If you really wanted to be fast, you could train with weights on you. Then when you take them off it'll be much easier to run faster.
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[Of course they would, Chopper...] Right now, if I want to go fast, I just change forms!
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I can't say I've ever heard that one before.