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[imfine1111one]

Who: Apollo and Whoever
Broadcast: Yes and Yes
Action: Yes for part b!
When: 22nd afternoon??

[A: QUESTIONS FOR ALL: Voice/Video/Whatevs convenient]
[This lawyer has been near comatose for about almost a month, so he looks even more tired and irritable than usual when he pops up on the broadcast.]

Er--this seems like an odd thing to ask the general public but it's been on my mind for a while.

Do any of you ever wonder what's going on while we're here? Are our bodies back home in some sort of vegetative state, or in some cases, completely non existent? . . .or, uh, dead, if I have to put some things more bluntly.

I'm fairly sure I'm not, but it's difficult not to think about it.

. . .

In other news, does anyone know any good recipes for a 3 week old giant turkey you forget was stuffed in the freezer, feathers and all?

[B: WORKING OUT action and video]

[For a less pessimistic option, Apollo is attempting to work out his unused muscles on the sad treadmill in the Bloodsport's cargo bay, video going because why not. He does not look unlike a very determined hamster. . .at least until he trips and nearly falls, repeatedly yelling OBJECTION as he stumbles back to finding his pace.]

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[video]

[nowyouseeit]

[wat]

[. . .]

[you know what, no. let's talk about turkey. he likes turkey. turkey is good. he doesn't know how to cook a turkey but he wants to talk about turkey anyway]

I dunno about recipes but it sounds like you better hope that bird doesn't have freezer burn.

[video]

[imfine1111one]

[TURKEYS ARE TOTALLY FINE]

I don't usually keep anything in the freezer for this long, so I have no idea.

I also don't usually put entire animals in the freezer either.

[video]

[nowyouseeit]

[TURKEYS ARE A SAFE SUBJECT]

Outta all the animals that could be in your freezer, a turkey is probably the least weird one.

[though Kaito has to admit, usually the birds are de-feathered before they're frozen. . .]

[video]

[imfine1111one]

True enough, there were a lot of weird things on that planet. I just don't know what to do with it now.

[video]

[nowyouseeit]

You're prob'ly on the right track when you ask about cooking it.

[. . .]

But if it still has feathers you've gotta butcher it too, don't you?

[ew. . .]

video;

[beathach]

How do you forget a turkey stuffed in a freezer?

[asks the serious questions first]

video

[imfine1111one]

I got sick and blacked out for nearly a month, apparently.

I went to get some astronaut food and then was like, oh right, here's this awful giant bird still.

[beathach]

Ah, that would explain it. Welcome back?

I don't know any recipes, though. I mean, aside from - how to prepare it for Thanksgiving, but that's it.

[imfine1111one]

Thanks, but it worries me if that's a common thing.

--wait, Thanksgiving? What day is it?

Video

[save_the_souls]

[For some reason Allen seems to be...sans a left arm, today. The left sleeve is instead pinned up to keep it out of the way. Not that that'll put a damper on his excitement]

You got a turkey?!

[EXCITEMENT. And as an afterthought]

Oh, the theory is you'll get sent back to the exact moment you left.

Video

[imfine1111one]

[..........a less than subtle stare at the video feed, eyes going straight to that sleeve. BUT LET'S TRY TACT, APOLLO.]

Y-yeah, Trucy helped me catch it a while back. Not sure what to do with it now, though.

And. . .is that a tested theory?

Video

[save_the_souls]

You pluck it, cook it, and eat it of course!

[CONGRATS ON THE TACT APOLLO WE ARE VERY PROUD]

A little. But people will come to this place from different times in their world- and often they'll never notice someone was missing, even if they were taken from an earlier time period.

Video

[imfine1111one]

I know how to do only one out of those three things properly.

And that's. . .weird. And simultaneously concerning and reassuring. If that's the case I'll just put it out of my head for now.

text;

[robitussin]

um

can i ask what brought this up

text;

[imfine1111one]

A general existential crisis after waking up from a near month long nap.

text;

[robitussin]

surprisingly honest but fair enough

anyways you're probably not dead

text;

[imfine1111one]

There's little sense in being vague about it here.

What makes you say that?

[Video]

[halfbloodhatchling]

I would say that my body is here with me.

[Video]

[imfine1111one]

I've seen way more sci-fi than I care to admit, and it makes me doubt that at times.

[Video]

[halfbloodhatchling]

I'm not sure how you test that theory but any method of separating the mind from the body seems like more trouble than it's worth.

[Video]

[imfine1111one]

You'd think kidnapping people from different worlds was more trouble, too. It's just really weird how we're. . .just here, suddenly!

[vagabond_code]

Hey, at least if we are dead, we're all dead together. That's something.

We're probably not though.

[Clint Barton AKA Reassurance Man.]

[imfine1111one]

[That is the LEAST REASSURING...]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. I think I'd prefer being dead and unconscious.

[vagabond_code]

Dead and unconscious? How's that better?

[imfine1111one]

Walking around knowing I'm dead works for some people--[ His bestie, for one]But being up and aware that I'm dead and unable to, ah, get some closure on things, that seems like it'd lead to an existential crisis.