Open. Mingle post for the Tourist!

[edwinjarvis]

Who: SS Tourist crew and visitors!
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Tourist
When: Through the month of January.

WE GOT A WAFFLE IRON FOR CHRISTMAS AND JARVIS IS GOING TO MAKE WAFFLES.

It's the only right way to start 2017.

(Everyone do top comments of stuff mkay.)

Comments

[winn]

That can be fixed.

[ only not really. he's pretty comfortable with joking with steve but peggy's a whole other story. ]

Well, that's the uh, gym. We got a projector so sometimes we set up a screen here for movie nights - but now that there's an actual movie theater that's probably gonna get less usage - and yeah, that's pretty much it for the cargo hold. We can move on to the kitchen or -- wherever you were headed? I'm assuming you're not just here for the grand tour? Not that there's a problem if you are, I'm just gonna have to put a little more effort into it.

[notmutantbutmiracle]

[Sorry Winn, but she really hopes not. As cute as the T-shirt and tour routine was, she's not sure how she feels about her own ship following the trend. Still, she stays quiet. Smiling politely, letting Winn go down the list of amenities to be found in the Tourist's cargo hold. She actually rather likes the projector and screen idea for a makeshift movie theater. She makes a mental note of that.]

To be honest, I came looking for Kitty. There's something I need to-- [Her smile dips slightly, now looking a little more somber.] soemthing I need to apologize to her for.

[She swallows the "again" at the end of that statement.]

[winn]

[ it also only really works if your ship is called something ridiculous like the tourist. come on. that positively screams for some ridiculous t-shirt and tour action!

he frowns ever so lightly at that - kitty hadn't told him she had a problem with wanda. but then, it could very easily be that wanda felt the need to apologize for something that kitty didn't deem necessary, that happens too. ]

Sorry, she's still at work, but she'll come here later if you wanna hang out and wait for her? I could pull out the projector and put on a movie - or, we still got some decent food -

[notmutantbutmiracle]

[She looks a little disappointed when she hears Kitty's apparently still at work and not around. However, Winn's offer to pull out the projector certainly catches her interest. Though, she is a little hesitant to accept the offer right away.]

I wouldn't want to impose.

[winn]

[ he waves it off ]

I don't offer to do things I don't wanna do, that's other people's job.

[ oh, the things he's been roped into doing. ]

[notmutantbutmiracle]

[She opens her mouth for a moment. Not quite sure how to respond to that. Instead, she makes a kind of half-snort, half-chuckle sound that becomes a soft giggle after a moment.]

All right then. If you insist.

[She really did want to see this projector operation of there's.]

[winn]

So which option are we going for? Or are we doing both, cuz I'm good with both, movies and food go pretty perfectly together.

[notmutantbutmiracle]

[Maybe it's Winn's easy-going demeanor, but Wanda decides she can bring in a little more of her typical wry humor.]

Well, it's not really a movie without popcorn is it?

[winn]

[ he is so good with wry humor! ]

Mmhm... [ scrunching his face apologetically ] sorry, we don't have popcorn. Can I interest you in vending machine space chips?

[notmutantbutmiracle]

[Wanda makes a big show of faking like she's sorely disappointed. A heavy sigh and dejected look on her face.]

Well, I suppose if that's all you have...

[winn]

I'm very sorry, please don't slay us on Yelp. Cola? Water? Tea? Coffee?

[ he is actually sorry, both because popcorn is awesome, and because he hates disappointing people. ]

[notmutantbutmiracle]

[Wanda can't keep up the act. She snorts, giggles, and completely breaks character. She smiles gratefully at Winn.]

Tea would be perfect, thank you.

[She'll wait for him to return with snacks and drinks before pestering him with another question.]

I assume you already have a movie in mind?

[winn]

Well - [ the tone of his voice and the glint in his eyes say she's totally right. he gives her her tea - the good kind, the real tea, the kind he keeps for guests. ] I was thinking ye olde network classic - Princess Bride. Have you seen it?

[notmutantbutmiracle]

"Princess... Bride?" Never heard of it.

[It sounded a little too sappy to Wanda. In fact... was it a romance movie? Was that okay for Wanda to be watching with Kitty's boyfriend without her around? Naturally, Wanda's thoughts could possibly be inferred by the look on her face.]

[winn]

[ g a s p !!! ]

Seriously? Okay we have to fix that, it's amazing - it's got action, magic, pirates, a giant, and some of cinema's most quoted lines! You're gonna love it, sit sit!

[ his way of addressing those concerns - mentioning everything around the romance. plus, it's the best movie they got by miles. a princess bride virgin! he hasn't watched it with one of those since fenris! he's excited!

setting up the projector. ]

[notmutantbutmiracle]

[Well, that didn't too bad at all.]

Magic and pirates?

[She quirks an eyebrow, and her warm grin returns.]

All right, I'm interested.

No quoting any lines though until after I've seen it once.

[winn]

[ pout. ]

Spoilsport.

[notmutantbutmiracle]

[She gives him the raised eyebrow, scolding him like a mother.]

It's no fun if you're the only one doing it, and I'm just sitting here!

[winn]

[ he should probably worry at some point, that he keeps bringing out everyone's inner parental instincts.

he doesn't, though, he's totally fine with it. ]

Okay but you know what that means - Movie Night: the Reckoning. We gotta do this again.

[notmutantbutmiracle]

[A snort and a giggle again from Wanda.]

Only if it is good enough to warrant a second viewing.

[winn]

If, she says! Trust me, it warrants a 500th viewing.

[notmutantbutmiracle]

[Another snrk from Wanda.]

My, but you clearly are a big fan. You better not be over selling though. I would hate for it to not match my expectations after you've raised them so high.

[winn]

There are a lot of movies that can't hold up to expectations, even here where most of what we got are B movies that suck on purpose. This? Is not one of them.

[notmutantbutmiracle]

A "B movie?" A movie about bees? Why would those be made to suck on purpose?

[She supposes it might be that bees are not the most interesting of subjects for a movie. Let alone apparently multiple movies. He had used the plural, hadn't he?]

[winn]

[ he laughs, sorry wanda but that was pretty funny. ]

Bees are sometimes involved, but they're not strictly necessary. A B-movie's a low budget movie. A lot of them are just intentionally hilariously bad. They have terrible effects, often over and under acting, they're fun.