SS Bishop April Mingle!

[briste]

Who: Crew of the Bishop and guests!
Broadcast: Nope
Action: Aboard the Bishop
When: April!

[ Welcome new folks to the ship. Hang out with the crew. Invite your friends over. Mingle! It's what we're here for! ]

Comments

[evervigilante]

[ Oh boy. ]

It's a joke. Because I'm your new cook.

[tough_love]

[Tetramands are not known for their sense of humor. Looma is no exception.]

Then you should be grateful. Because thanks to this creature, you have plenty of real food to work with!

[Even though Looma's caloric intake alone that's probably going to net him like a week, tops.]

[evervigilante]

I can't say I'm well-versed with cooking monstrous sea serpents.

[tough_love]

So long as it is cooked, I will not complain.

[And, you know, it's not charcoal.]

If you are interested in anything beyond that, I would advise speaking to the rest of the crew.

[evervigilante]

[ Yuri shrugs. ]

Speaking of the crew . . . who are they exactly?

[tough_love]

Aside from myself? Humans.

[So helpful. But she isn't particularly attached to any of them, so what can you do.]

The captain answers to Cersei Lannister, our engineer to Fitz. Communications falls to someone who answers to more than one name, though Sayid seems to be his the preferred one. We have also been granted more recent additions, including one who insists on calling himself Captain.

[And if that tone of voice is any indication, she's not a fan.]

[evervigilante]

[ A mixed bag of misfits. Yuri can work with that. ]

Two captains, huh? Must make running the ship confusing.

[tough_love]

[She scoffs at that]

Only one is the real captain. The other is an obnoxious pretender.

[She really doesn't care if that title was accurate before coming here- if they were going by that, she'd be in charge of everyone]

As for me, I lack any official posting. I am Princess Looma Red Wind, and you may consider me responsible for the ship's security. Our official security officer seems to have gone missing, but I am more than capable of dealing with any who would threaten the rest of the crew.

[evervigilante]

You look the part.

But how come you're missing an actual job? I thought everyone had to be signed up for something.

[ Involuntarily no less. ]

[tough_love]

Apparently it is possible to be given the ridiculously vague "support" position.

[Honestly she spends most of her "on the clock" time trying to figure out what exactly it is she's expected to do.]

[evervigilante]

Well, maybe you can help me out.

If the food here is as bad as you tell me, maybe you can be my ingredients gatherer.

[ Yuri, you just made that up. ]

I'll even pay you.

[tough_love]

I feel I should warn you that I intend to do that anyway.

[As far as game goes, anyway. Somebody else can be in charge of anything plant-based. Not like she'd even know how to judge the quality on that.]

[evervigilante]

I think I only need warnings if you intend to only bring sea serpents. Because I can't cook those.

[ And he's certainly not going to start now. ]