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Who: A ~mysterious anonymous text post~ and you!
Broadcast: Anonymous text
Action: The Vanquish, if you can figure her out.
When: Now!

[Caster's bored, and she hasn't started a war in a while, so at some point when no one's looking too hard, an anonymous text post appears on the network:]

Which are cuter, cats or dogs?

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And a tie again! My, what a division.

[evervigilante]

My partner would get mad at me if I voted any other way.

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Is your partner a big dog fan, then? Or perhaps just a dog themselves?

[evervigilante]

He's a dog. Bit of a loner too.

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A loner dog? That seems rather odd, doesn't it?

[evervigilante]

What's so strange about it?

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Dogs are known for having packs, aren't they?

[evervigilante]

Wolves, maybe. Not sure about dogs, though some stray ones might.

Anyway Repede is different. He doesn't see himself as a dog.

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A dog that doesn't think it's a dog?

[evervigilante]

It's more like he doesn't quite see himself this way. It'd be easier if you saw him yourself.

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Is he here?

[evervigilante]

I'm afraid not. I guess there's no pets allowed policy.

Honestly, it's the first time we've really been apart.

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How old are you? That must be an old dog, then.

[evervigilante]

21.

I found him when I was fifteen. A friend of mine and I raised him together.

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A friend, hm?

[evervigilante]

A friend

[ Yuri always gets a little touchy when it comes to Flynn. ]

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A particularly close friend?

[evervigilante]

We grew up together. So yeah. As close as it gets.

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Oh?
Nothing more than that?

[evervigilante]

There's more but I'm not secretly hiding a torrid romance with Flynn.

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Oh, come on, let me have something interesting here!

[evervigilante]

He's the head of the knights. I'm a poor street rat.

How's that?

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A forbidden romance!

[tamamo no.]

[evervigilante]

I don't know about forbidden. I doubt the Empire would kick up that much of a fuss.

[castrationfist]

You're just determined to make it no fun at all...