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Who: A ~mysterious anonymous text post~ and you!
Broadcast: Anonymous text
Action: The Vanquish, if you can figure her out.
When: Now!

[Caster's bored, and she hasn't started a war in a while, so at some point when no one's looking too hard, an anonymous text post appears on the network:]

Which are cuter, cats or dogs?

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Cats.

Such a strong answer, right from the gates! The dog faction was too slow... Well, dogs are pretty slow in general, aren't they?

Dogs.

There's nothing wrong with dogs. I just think cats are a little cuter, honestly. But I do own a cat, so I might be biased.

Oh, my, a tie already! If it's heating up this quickly, I can't tell what the final result might be!

So you like pointed ears better than round ones? A good choice!

Kitties. Obviously. [She can't help herself.]

Probably nothing definitive. Everyone has their own preferences, really.

I'm just not fond of cats because they tend to eat my golem.

Edited 2017-04-19 06:02 (UTC)

Your what?

Oh? And like this, it's two to one again! The dog faction is trailing behind!

My golem.

He's sort of like a pet?

You made a golem but it can't even fight off a cat?

I didn't make a golem. Someone else did.

Besides, he's little. Not like those big golems. Golems in my world are meant to be used more for communication and recording.

[She's about to insult him and his golems when she catches herself. She's remaining anonymous, and more importantly, that's totally irrelevant to her plots to start fights.]

Oh, I see. How strange... Well, it isn't that important! You're not so much a dog lover as a cat hater, then?

Oh no, I love dogs too! I just didn't want the cat lovers to think I had anything personal against them and their pets.

[Sorry...this ploy to start a fight might be harder than expected]

Edited 2017-04-19 06:38 (UTC)