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[castrationfist]

Who: A ~mysterious anonymous text post~ and you!
Broadcast: Anonymous text
Action: The Vanquish, if you can figure her out.
When: Now!

[Caster's bored, and she hasn't started a war in a while, so at some point when no one's looking too hard, an anonymous text post appears on the network:]

Which are cuter, cats or dogs?

Comments

[brainiest]

Cats.

[castrationfist]

Such a strong answer, right from the gates! The dog faction was too slow... Well, dogs are pretty slow in general, aren't they?

[brainiest]

There's nothing wrong with dogs. I just think cats are a little cuter, honestly. But I do own a cat, so I might be biased.

[castrationfist]

So you like pointed ears better than round ones? A good choice!

[brainiest]

It's all about personal opinion, though, isn't it? It's not something that's important in the long run, unless you're moving in with someone who really hates your pet.

[castrationfist]

Perhaps! But a lot of people have very strong opinions on these.

[brainiest]

I think both can be cute, though.

[castrationfist]

But cats are cuter.

[brainiest]

Maybe. Just a little.

[castrationfist]

But you like foxes best of all, right?

[brainiest]

You're not subtle you know, Tamamo.

[castrationfist]

I am when I'm trying to be.

[brainiest]

Don't mention foxes and you'll be okay.

[castrationfist]

You're the only one I've mentioned foxes to! I don't care about hiding my identity from you, after all.

[brainiest]

You couldn't hide even if you wanted to.

[castrationfist]

I could, I just don't want to!

[brainiest]

Do you think I wouldn't recognise you?

[castrationfist]

I do have A-rank Shapeshifting, you know!

[she just is too traumatized to use it ever.]

[brainiest]

Tamamo, I can feel you. In my heart. I'd know it's you.

[castrationfist]

Heavens me!
There it is, your natural ladykiller lines!
Ah, no, Tamamo is a faithful woman! Be still, my pounding heart!

[brainiest]

It's not a line!

[ Because that's what you should focus on, right. ]

[castrationfist]

It was all heartfelt?! Have mercy on your Tamamo!

[brainiest]

I try to! Honestly.

[castrationfist]

Really...
But really, what a confession-sounding line!
You must have had women throwing themselves at you if you behave like that...

1/2

[brainiest]

Not really? The only person who was ever really interested in me was Gilgamesh.