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[castrationfist]

Who: A ~mysterious anonymous text post~ and you!
Broadcast: Anonymous text
Action: The Vanquish, if you can figure her out.
When: Now!

[Caster's bored, and she hasn't started a war in a while, so at some point when no one's looking too hard, an anonymous text post appears on the network:]

Which are cuter, cats or dogs?

Comments

[brainiest]

Cats.

[castrationfist]

Such a strong answer, right from the gates! The dog faction was too slow... Well, dogs are pretty slow in general, aren't they?

[save_the_souls]

Dogs.

[castrationfist]

Oh, my, a tie already! If it's heating up this quickly, I can't tell what the final result might be!

[passingthrough]

Kitties. Obviously. [She can't help herself.]

[castrationfist]

Oh? And like this, it's two to one again! The dog faction is trailing behind!

[evervigilante]

Dogs.

[castrationfist]

And a tie again! My, what a division.

[robitussin]

cats, 100%

[castrationfist]

The battle's heating up! It's now 3-2 for the cats. Are there no dog lovers coming to defend them?

[searingedgelord]

Dogs.

[castrationfist]

And a tie again! Heavens me, this is much more evenly divided than expected.

[ofkirkwall]

dogs

[ Marian Hawke is Not a Cat Person. ]

[castrationfist]

Why dogs?

anon

[tempredmental]

cats






not that dogs arent cute

[castrationfist]

That's kind of a cop-out answer, isn't it? Come on, commit to it!

text;;

[recipio]

Dogs, though I like cats too.

text;;

[castrationfist]

Oh, not you too! Come on, defend your answer, commit to it!

text

[expellerhead]

Cats. Dogs are high maintenance.

text

[castrationfist]

What an even split.
Do you not think cats can be high maintenance, too, then?

[hollystrike]

[Someone is totally paying attention to who loves cats on this entry. That being said:]

Pigs.

[Look, she has to lie. And she's never going to say she likes dogs.]

[castrationfist]

That wasn't an option!
Anyway, do you think pigs are cute?!
Your bad taste is on par with that lizard's!

[dontfeedplants]

[... Well that's a weird and random question, but why not?]

Dogs, I guess. But I don't mind cats either.

Why?

[castrationfist]

[because she thought starting a war would be funny.]

Why not? I'm bored and it's interesting!
And, I suppose it's something of a personal interest, if people prefer round ears or pointed ears.

[text]

[thebarkside]

[ jade doesn't super care that she's arriving to this network post a week and a half later-- she's still more amused than she cares to admit by it. ]

dogs dogs dogs dogs
cats are dumb!!

[text]

[castrationfist]

Aren't dogs more known for being unintelligent?