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[castrationfist]

Who: A ~mysterious anonymous text post~ and you!
Broadcast: Anonymous text
Action: The Vanquish, if you can figure her out.
When: Now!

[Caster's bored, and she hasn't started a war in a while, so at some point when no one's looking too hard, an anonymous text post appears on the network:]

Which are cuter, cats or dogs?

Comments

[robitussin]

i mean this is public

literally any of them can see it

[castrationfist]

Yes, but it's not as fun if I say it.

[robitussin]

well i already said it

it's out there in public for anyone to take offense to

[castrationfist]

Yes, yes. Let's see if anyone is brave enough to stand up to your answer!