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[castrationfist]

Who: A ~mysterious anonymous text post~ and you!
Broadcast: Anonymous text
Action: The Vanquish, if you can figure her out.
When: Now!

[Caster's bored, and she hasn't started a war in a while, so at some point when no one's looking too hard, an anonymous text post appears on the network:]

Which are cuter, cats or dogs?

Comments

[brainiest]

Cats.

[save_the_souls]

Dogs.

[passingthrough]

Kitties. Obviously. [She can't help herself.]

[evervigilante]

Dogs.

[robitussin]

cats, 100%

[searingedgelord]

Dogs.

[ofkirkwall]

dogs

[ Marian Hawke is Not a Cat Person. ]

anon

[tempredmental]

cats






not that dogs arent cute

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[recipio]

Dogs, though I like cats too.

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[expellerhead]

Cats. Dogs are high maintenance.

[hollystrike]

[Someone is totally paying attention to who loves cats on this entry. That being said:]

Pigs.

[Look, she has to lie. And she's never going to say she likes dogs.]

[dontfeedplants]

[... Well that's a weird and random question, but why not?]

Dogs, I guess. But I don't mind cats either.

Why?

[text]

[thebarkside]

[ jade doesn't super care that she's arriving to this network post a week and a half later-- she's still more amused than she cares to admit by it. ]

dogs dogs dogs dogs
cats are dumb!!