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Who: A ~mysterious anonymous text post~ and you!
Broadcast: Anonymous text
Action: The Vanquish, if you can figure her out.
When: Now!

[Caster's bored, and she hasn't started a war in a while, so at some point when no one's looking too hard, an anonymous text post appears on the network:]

Which are cuter, cats or dogs?

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Do you do this same poll often?

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Not at all. But there's been a bunch of people answering already.

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It's a pretty serious question.

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It is! Unfortunately, the right answer isn't as obvious as it should be, it seems.

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Because you like cats more.

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Did I say that?

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So where do you stand in the cats vs dogs argument?

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That's a secret!

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That's cheating!

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If I put my own opinion in, I'd be biasing the data!

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You don't have to put it in the data you're getting, you know.

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But if people see my response, it might change their answer.

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I don't think so? People like what they like already, don't they?

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People can be very weak-willed. Don't underestimate that effect!