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Who: A ~mysterious anonymous text post~ and you!
Broadcast: Anonymous text
Action: The Vanquish, if you can figure her out.
When: Now!

[Caster's bored, and she hasn't started a war in a while, so at some point when no one's looking too hard, an anonymous text post appears on the network:]

Which are cuter, cats or dogs?

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Dogs are rather foolish. They do nothing but chase at their master's orders. Aren't independent cats much better in that regard?

no way!!
how is a cat supposed to be a good boy best friend?

A what?

lmao ._.
my best friend growing up was a dog
i couldnt imagine a cat being so good at the job :P

Your best friend was a dog? What about other humans?

i had human best friends too!
but i didnt get to see any of them in person until i was like thirteen

That is a long time to go without friends...

see!
there you go underestimating how awesome my dog was

No, I am well aware of what dogs do. I was chased all over Japan by them, after all.

??? why would they chase you?

They were hunting dogs.

but why were they hunting you :(

Telling my life story would sort of defeat the purpose of doing this anonymously, wouldn't it?

oh lmao you make a good point i guess
well i am sorry you had such a bad experience with dogs!!!
i am sort of technically part dog myself
i promise to never hunt you :(

Part-dog? How does that work, exactly?

uh
its a really really really really really

really complicated story

[... Hm. It takes a moment to decide how much she's willing to give away, but.]

As a fox, I'm rather curious.

i would ask you to define the "fox" thing
but again
anonymity!! :T

You learn quickly! But it doesn't matter. I am indeed a fox! And quite foxy, on top of that.

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