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[castrationfist]

Who: A ~mysterious anonymous text post~ and you!
Broadcast: Anonymous text
Action: The Vanquish, if you can figure her out.
When: Now!

[Caster's bored, and she hasn't started a war in a while, so at some point when no one's looking too hard, an anonymous text post appears on the network:]

Which are cuter, cats or dogs?

Comments

[castrationfist]

I don't know who that is.

[passingthrough]

The pirate.

[castrationfist]

After Edward Teach and Francis Drake, I can definitely say pirates are annoying.

[passingthrough]

You say that like you knew them.

[castrationfist]

Knew them...
Well, I did kill both of them. ♥

[passingthrough]

That's about as intimate as it gets. Who is this? [She doesn't really believe it.]

[castrationfist]

And Fuma Kotaro, too, from the other side.
But as for telling you my identity, that would defeat the purpose of making all of this anonymous, wouldn't it?

[passingthrough]

It would. What was the purpose? [She wouldn't have thought a general survey to be something one would need to do undercover.]

[castrationfist]

Well, some weak-willed types would be influenced by my answer to just agree with me, you know.

[passingthrough]

You didn't state a preference.