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[castrationfist]

Who: A ~mysterious anonymous text post~ and you!
Broadcast: Anonymous text
Action: The Vanquish, if you can figure her out.
When: Now!

[Caster's bored, and she hasn't started a war in a while, so at some point when no one's looking too hard, an anonymous text post appears on the network:]

Which are cuter, cats or dogs?

Comments

[hollystrike]

Do you have a vendetta against pigs? They're adorable little creatures.

[castrationfist]

They're ugly, and spend their lives wallowing in mud until they get eaten.
Pass!

[hollystrike]

but pigs have all the best qualities! Maybe they're like that where you come from, but they're adorable in my time. And tiny.

[Hahaha no.]

If I absolutely had to choose between dogs and cats...hmm, don't know. I'm not very familiar with either.