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[castrationfist]

Who: A ~mysterious anonymous text post~ and you!
Broadcast: Anonymous text
Action: The Vanquish, if you can figure her out.
When: Now!

[Caster's bored, and she hasn't started a war in a while, so at some point when no one's looking too hard, an anonymous text post appears on the network:]

Which are cuter, cats or dogs?

Comments

[castrationfist]

Why is that?

[save_the_souls]

I've owned dogs.

[castrationfist]

But not cats? Don't you think that's biased?

[save_the_souls]

Isn't the whole point of this question to show our bias? Mine's towards dogs. That's all it is.

[castrationfist]

Mostly the point is that I'm bored.

[save_the_souls]

Ah. I see.

[castrationfist]

And this isn't half as entertaining as I'd hoped.

[save_the_souls]

What were you hoping for?

[castrationfist]

Something not boring!

[save_the_souls]

Well it is a pretty boring question...

[castrationfist]

It's a personality quiz! It can tell you a lot about a person.

[save_the_souls]

...Not that much.