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[castrationfist]

Who: A ~mysterious anonymous text post~ and you!
Broadcast: Anonymous text
Action: The Vanquish, if you can figure her out.
When: Now!

[Caster's bored, and she hasn't started a war in a while, so at some point when no one's looking too hard, an anonymous text post appears on the network:]

Which are cuter, cats or dogs?

Comments

[save_the_souls]

Probably nothing definitive. Everyone has their own preferences, really.

I'm just not fond of cats because they tend to eat my golem.

[castrationfist]

Your what?

[save_the_souls]

My golem.

He's sort of like a pet?

[castrationfist]

You made a golem but it can't even fight off a cat?

[save_the_souls]

I didn't make a golem. Someone else did.

Besides, he's little. Not like those big golems. Golems in my world are meant to be used more for communication and recording.

[castrationfist]

[She's about to insult him and his golems when she catches herself. She's remaining anonymous, and more importantly, that's totally irrelevant to her plots to start fights.]

Oh, I see. How strange... Well, it isn't that important! You're not so much a dog lover as a cat hater, then?

[save_the_souls]

Oh no, I love dogs too! I just didn't want the cat lovers to think I had anything personal against them and their pets.

[Sorry...this ploy to start a fight might be harder than expected]

[castrationfist]

[HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO START A WAR WHEN Y'ALL ARE SO NICE.]

You just like your own pet best, then.

[save_the_souls]

Mm! I'm very fond of him.

[castrationfist]

Unfortunately, he wasn't an option!
If your own pet wasn't a factor, then, would your answer stay the same?

[save_the_souls]

It would, yes.

[castrationfist]

Why is that?

[save_the_souls]

I've owned dogs.

[castrationfist]

But not cats? Don't you think that's biased?

[save_the_souls]

Isn't the whole point of this question to show our bias? Mine's towards dogs. That's all it is.

[castrationfist]

Mostly the point is that I'm bored.

[save_the_souls]

Ah. I see.

[castrationfist]

And this isn't half as entertaining as I'd hoped.

[save_the_souls]

What were you hoping for?

[castrationfist]

Something not boring!

[save_the_souls]

Well it is a pretty boring question...

[castrationfist]

It's a personality quiz! It can tell you a lot about a person.

[save_the_souls]

...Not that much.