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[castrationfist]

Who: A ~mysterious anonymous text post~ and you!
Broadcast: Anonymous text
Action: The Vanquish, if you can figure her out.
When: Now!

[Caster's bored, and she hasn't started a war in a while, so at some point when no one's looking too hard, an anonymous text post appears on the network:]

Which are cuter, cats or dogs?

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[expellerhead]

I'm not concerned with what's considered rude. But if you aren't interested in sharing, I'll just guess what your answer is.

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[castrationfist]

Now you have my curiosity.
Go ahead, guess!

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[expellerhead]

Foxes.

[yeah he read your other conversations]

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[castrationfist]

Eavesdropping now, too?!
How rude!
I hope you're prepared for a thousand curses!

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[expellerhead]

I'm weak-willed against curiosity, sorry. It's the cat thing.

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[castrationfist]

There's a limit to how much you can resemble one of those mangy hairballs!

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[expellerhead]

I also don't personally mind dogs, but it didn't seem like you were interested in any fence-straddling.

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[castrationfist]

Dogs are even worse!
I got chased all the way to Nasu by dogs. I'd banish them all from Japan if I could!

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[expellerhead]

You hate them both? Why ask a question involving either of them then?

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[castrationfist]

One is still better than the other.
And I like to know if round ears are better than pointed ears.

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[expellerhead]

Pointed is objectively better.

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[castrationfist]

Well, at least you have the right answer there!