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driftfleet2017-08-16 09:46 pm
all7seas) wrote in driftfleet2017-08-16 09:46 pm
Floot Loops
Who: Jack Sparrow and Anyone
Broadcast: Yes, unfortunately.
Action: It COULD lead to action on Kayann, which is where Jack is at the moment. It's much better than being stuck on the Bishop with Looma and mean people who hate Jenga. (Looking at YOU, Pidge Gunderson.)
When: Later in the evening of the 16th.
"New fruity floot loops
Slooping in a groovy suit
Gloop 'em in a new boot
Or sling 'em in a pie.
Rooty-tooty floot loops
Drooping in a blue soup
Mooping in some newt poop!
Floot Loops til we die!"
[It's a poem. Jack wrote it. And now he's reciting it over and over again. To you.]
Broadcast: Yes, unfortunately.
Action: It COULD lead to action on Kayann, which is where Jack is at the moment. It's much better than being stuck on the Bishop with Looma and mean people who hate Jenga. (Looking at YOU, Pidge Gunderson.)
When: Later in the evening of the 16th.
"New fruity floot loops
Slooping in a groovy suit
Gloop 'em in a new boot
Or sling 'em in a pie.
Rooty-tooty floot loops
Drooping in a blue soup
Mooping in some newt poop!
Floot Loops til we die!"
[It's a poem. Jack wrote it. And now he's reciting it over and over again. To you.]
action;
If we try, they'll know. They'll stop us.
action;
This place is definitely run by the mafia.]
Then I'll fight whoever tries to stop us. But if you wanna go, we gotta go.
action; 1/2
[Jack lets his spoon hit the bowl with a clatter. He stands up and addresses the others in the room.]
WELL gents! And lovely loopy ladies! Captain Jack Sparrow's had a wee bit too much of these loops for the present! Going to take to the streets, now, and perhaps see some...
sights of the....
[As one, all the other focus group test subjects freeze. They turn their heads toward him. Their eyes are empty, pupils dilated and irises white-blue against bloodshot whites. Like horrible blueberry-flavored Floot Loops, those eyes. They rise. They turn toward the pirate and the sword. They start shuffling forward, moaning more. Threatening.]
City.
action; 2/2
You see, lad? This Loop factory is absolutely bonkers. An' the loops have given some of them super-strength! I've seen it myself!
action;
That's horrifying.
[Said in the most deadpan way possible.
How did Jack even get himself into this mess? It would be awful to have to kill these people, they're just sugar-drugged into a mindless eating frenzy after all, but he can't exactly just leave Jack here to suffer a sugar high for all eternity.]
Super-strength and they'll attack if you try to leave, huh?
[Giving orders and coming up with strategy has never been his strongest suit, but when it comes to a fight, he knows what to do.]
So show me who's runnin' this thing and we'll see about makin' 'em shut the experiment down. Or I can punch whoever gets it our way and just make a run for it.
action;
They're behind the glass. Watchin' us.
[A two-way mirror. There's no way to see who the Focus Group presenters are.]
action;
It seems sturdy enough.
He raps on it once.
Yep, definitely sturdy.
...
He turns back to look at Jack.]
You aren't opposed to a fight if I start one, are you?
action;
[Apparently there is a terminology involved in this focus group.]
Are you mad?!
action;
[He jabs a thumb over one shoulder at the guys all around the room.]
S'not like they're gonna let you go easy.
action;
[He shoves an empty bowl toward Doudanuki.]
action;
He's still going to prepare to punch every single face in this place if it doesn't work.]
Sure whatever.
[He grabs the bowl and looks at it, frowning.]
So where do we go to get "more"?