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[She's put this off for weeks now in the vain hope that Fenris would suddenly turn back up one day, grumpy as usual. Some people only vanish briefly, don't they? But there's only so many double shifts she can pull, and while they've been welcome in the order of not thinking about various things (this place, all those deaths, her death, and oh Luceti, that's an interesting one) there comes a point where you both (a) have to acknowledge you're in denial and (b) fall asleep in the shuttle bay before you ever leave the Iskaulit.

Damn you, Fenris. It's not going to be the same without you. This is your friend's bar.]

I guess it's that time of year again. The Space Bar needs new staff! I'm looking for someone with decent bartending experience or just someone who's really fast at learning. Pay's good, so if you'd like an extra source of credits for work you choose to be doing, hit me up. I'm also looking for one or two people who'd be willing to act as relief staff, because this place does a number on reliability at the best of times.

[Like when its proprietor vanishes completely for a month, that was fun.]

....

....also, tell me if you've found a favourite food or drink on this planet. I'm restocking, it benefits everyone if I can have on hand what people enjoy the most.

[Catch her at the bar on shift. Or catching a nap in inconvenient places. Or just on the Bloodsport. Wherever.]

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It was pretty terrible. But I did help start a revolution on the way out, so I hope they were able to topple the ruler of the place.

[He's not going to go back and check, no. It's still a nice thought, the Grandmaster being kicked off his perch. If only he could have done it himself with his own boot.]

Oh, so the best solution. That's a pretty popular one in my neck of the woods.

[Slavery is everywhere in OP land.]

I can't claim credit for the idea. I was very supportive of it though.

You couldn't stick around to see how it went?

[Maybe wormholes are temperamental things.]

No, I really couldn't. I had get back to Asgard as soon as possible.

[He hums a bit, thoughtful.]

I doubt I'd be able to deliberately find my way back to Sakaar either.

I don't doubt that. Space... kind of puts into perspective for me how vast a distance can be.

[She thought oceans were huge.]

Did you actually make it back to Asgard or did you get pulled here first?

Ah, I did, yes. [It sobers him up somewhat, though he remains positive enough.] So at least for that one journey, I appreciated having the option.

[She notices the shift, but then he did say he had to get back there as soon as possible. Something wrong at home...? Not something she's gonna pry about.]

I wonder if we can find wormholes out here that would take us even in the general vicinity of home.

It's always possible. Of course, we could also run into one without realising its there.

...that doesn't sound reassuring. Are they hard to see?

I mean, the last time I fell into one it was kind of hard to tell what was going on. They were easy enough to see while I was on Sakaar though - great holes in the sky, with a constant stream of rubbish falling out of them.

[Oh. You know, she's getting a vague image of what they must look like. Also, hard to see.]

I'd say the Atroma wouldn't steer us down one accidentally, but I don't have much faith in them. [Who does.] But I'm guessing they're reasonably uncommon anyway.

...I wonder if a ship system can track them.

If it has a sophisticated enough scanning array, it should be able to. I'm not sure the Fleet vessels would have something to that standard though.

[The ships are a bit primitive by Asgard's standards, though their own devices were so artful and bound up in magic it's hard to compare.]

No. And most of us can only operate them with the information we're fed, too.

[Still, she's not too worried. She's more curious whether a way home can be found through one, but she also knows that's kind of clutching at straws.]

Oh, well. What's it like travelling through one?

Rough. It knocked me unconscious both times, even with a ship that could withstand the geodetic forces on our return.

They are not to be trifled with.

[...can gods be knocked unconscious? Nami's gonna have to redefine her view on such things.]

I'll consider that fair warning.

Anyway, I should say we've got plenty of beer and whiskey already on hand if you ever want to drop by and try it out. Though I'm curious--

--no, never mind.

If you have a question, you can ask it.

[Well, okay then. Curiosity is go.]

You're a god. Can you get drunk?

Of course I can. [It's odd to think that someone might imagine he can't.] Though it would take a long time on your beer and whiskey.

[She grins a little.] We do have some stuff that knocks most humans flat if you ever want to try it. Sorry; I guess in most worlds people tend to view a god as someone who's just... vastly powerful and immortal and not capable of things like getting drunk.

We're very fond of drinking on Asgard. It would be a real disappointment if it had no effect on us.

[Because what would the point be then?]

That sounds promising though. I finish the last of the Asgardian whiskey I got a few months ago and I have sorely missed it ever since.

Asgard sounds like my kind of place. [...ah NOT THAT SHE'S A GOD maybe that was rude, she hurries on.] Anyway, yes! We have a limited stock but given our customers seem to be more sturdy lately, I'll always keep an eye out for the strongest stuff when we restock.

Great! I'll try it sometime.

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