Can Any Of Us Even Get Drunk

[mikangirl]

Who: Space Bar staff and special guests
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Space Bar!
When: One fine night after closing

[The Space Bar staff made good use of the ever-replenishing alcohol supply at their last stop, and Nami and Remy got around to discussing the idea of testing various experimental mixes to come up with new additions for the menu.  I mean, add to that Nami hasn't made a decision which one of the applicants should take the main bar job, so clearly the best idea is to shove them all into one place and ply them with alcohol while they talk to each other and work it out after that.

No, it's a good idea.  Shut up.

...okay.  It may just be a good excuse for a party.  Sue her.]



((ooc: this is a mingle!  It's open to job applicants and regulars who hold their liquor and their plus ones.  If you think that might mean you, you're more than welcome here!))

Comments

[passingthrough]

Mmm, nope. It was like a small kitten smiled at me.

[goldenglasses]

Oh. Hmm, let me try again then! Grrrrr!

[He put all of zero effort into the snarl.]

[passingthrough]

Aaaaaaadorable. [Smirking.]

[goldenglasses]

Well, this can only mean one thing! You are a woman without any fear!

[passingthrough]

Well, I am one of the X-Men.

[goldenglasses]

Is that what the X means?! Crossing out fear? X-ing out?

[passingthrough]

No, it's a treasure map thing. X marks the spot. I'm pretty sure. [It's not that.]

[goldenglasses]

Is the treasure where you buried your fear?

[passingthrough]

Fear is the treasure.

Did that sound deep? If it sounded deep is it because it's buried?

[goldenglasses]

It sounds really deep when you put it like that! I'll need to get a shovel!

[passingthrough]

The biggest shovel. What were we even talking about?

[goldenglasses]

I think we were talking about stealing Chuuya's wine, but I don't think that's a good idea. I think he'd get a little anger. And what I mean when I mean a little angry I mean that I mean he'll be really mad! And when he's mad that guy punch really good I think!

[passingthrough]

Have you guys been punching each other? I figured it was all harmless between you.

[goldenglasses]

No! But he did break my door down once. It was very rude! [Just don't ask why because Vash was very much at fault.]

[passingthrough]

Why did he break your door down? [She's terrible at following silent directions.]

[goldenglasses]

Well, it probably wasn't because I was driving him nuts or anything and trying to hide in my room because of it.

[passingthrough]

What'd you do?

[goldenglasses]

[Vash leans forward to whisper into Kitty's ear.] I drew a mustache on his face while he was sleeping.

[passingthrough]

[She sighs.] I should probably talk to him. Let him know that when things like this happen he can always turn to me to let him into your room or anywhere you hide so that no property needs to be damaged.

[goldenglasses]

HEY! HEY! My door got fixed eventually! It's fine! [He seems more upset that she's talking about property damage rather than that she's offering to help with Chuuya's revenge.]

[passingthrough]

Was that the line? Am I on the bad side of the line right now? [She looks more amused than contrite.]

[goldenglasses]

I dunno. Are you secretly an insurance investigator? I don't have a good track record with those types! [They get clingy and worried about him and stuff! It's terrible for his image!]

[passingthrough]

Mmm...dancer, honor student, freedom fighter, vigilante, assassin, teacher, leader of a defensive squad, and captain.

Nope, no insurance investigation work. What'd they do to you?

[goldenglasses]

They stalk me and then cry about getting fired because of damage I only sometimes caused!

Also that is a very impressive resume!

[passingthrough]

Sounds like it's rough for the insurance industry back home. I'm actually kind of surprised you have an insurance industry.

Anything surprise you? [Or dismay you that you didn't already know?]